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1 - Myraya
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Caption Competition Week 24
My turn again. Here you are, this should be quite interesting, looking forward to what you come up with. 
- Sparrow
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"Put the gun down, or the bike gets it! I mean it!"
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- QuiteExtraordinary
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John: "I know exactly who you are, James Bond, and I know how many guns and bombs there are hidden in this bike, so put. It. Down. Don't even try to trick me!"
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
- Molly Hooper
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Now look me in the eyes again, Mr Armstrong and tell me you won that race fair and square!
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
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- Myraya
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Ahhhh! I like them! 
You are great!
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Thread Starter- Myraya
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Come on! We can get more than three captions!!!
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Thread Starter- jenosborn
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
Stop right there. I don't care if you are the new 221C tenant.
No one tracks mud into Mrs.Hudson's hallway.
- Mary Me
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
John: Welcome to Baker Street. Now leave that bike outside, then we can discuss the potential of your case.
Last edited by Mary Me (June 5, 2013 1:51 pm)
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- Myraya
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
Last Chance to participate!
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Thread Starter- Mattlocked
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I really have no idea these days.
Maybe.......... John: "Fine, let's try what's quicker: pulling the trigger or throwing the bike!"
No, dull..... I like QE's very much! 
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- Davina
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
Cannot think of anything that doesn't include Lance Armstrong.
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- QuiteExtraordinary
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Mattlocked wrote:
I really have no idea these days.
Maybe.......... John: "Fine, let's try what's quicker: pulling the trigger or throwing the bike!"
I found that funny. 
I also liked Molly's.
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
- tobeornot221b
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John: "You'll never slam into me again, sending me to the ground!"
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Tantalus
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John: For the last time, No!, I don't want to buy a bicycle...
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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
- Punch me in the face
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(I know this isn't 221b, but I just pretend)
John: "If I were you, I'd go away. Quick. Mrs Hudson has just mopped the stairs, and believe me, you'd much prefer the gun than an angry Mrs Hudson!"
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Just like old times...
- Russell
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Come on! We can get more than three captions!!!
Hee! I'm trying!! Great pic, just a different matter to come up with something different than the above and just as witty. How about - "…You have to the count of three to put the bike down or I shoot. No one steals Mrs. Hudson's bike and gets away with it. And don't even think of trying to be the hero, saying you were returning it. You were obviously using it, considering the turn-ups of your jeans and the back-splash of mud on them..."
Ok, so that wasn't very witty…. 
The others were good!
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- NoSheetSherlock
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
Man: "Wait, don't shoot the messenger Dr. Watson! It's just the
bicycle-built-for-2 that Mycroft ordered for your Christmas present!"
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- CarlPowers
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Man: "Wait, don't shoot the messenger Dr. Watson! It's just the
bicycle-built-for-2 that Mycroft ordered for your Christmas present!"
Ha! And how about this answer:
John: "How many times to I have to explain.... oh never mind, just bring it in."
- Myraya
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Re: Caption Competition Week 24
Wow, you have been busy yesterday
Thank you, I know it was a bit difficult but your captions are very witty and funny!
It'll be hard to decide, as always...
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Thread Starter- Myraya
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I'm sorry, but I'm too tired to think about this now. I'll anounce a winner tomorrow, it's been a busy day.
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