Molly Hooper wrote:

I am in so much trouble. I just got my braces off a month ago so I've been wearing plastic retainers at night. I didn't put them in last night because I was late back form some place but when I got home from guides today I found that they had been mangled by my dog. I can already feel my teeth sliding into their former position and there's no way I'm getting braces on again (NHS won't do it twice). Normally she'll just yell like a typical Mum but tonight she hasn't said anything at all, she hasn't even come to check I'm in bed (and not on my laptop!). I'm as good as dead! If I'm not on here tomorrow; call the police, OK? 

So I'm wondering, what do the dog's teeth look like now?

It's OK, I'm back, just about. The dog has chewed the second one as well but for now that remains confidential knowledge! The dogs teeth are fine (more than I can say for mine!) and we're going back to the orthodontist next week. My Mum's cooled down a bit now, as long as you don't mention braces!

When I just came home from supermarket I noticed a tiny black baby cat on the other side of the (quite frequented) road. I stopped and turned the car. When I got out the cat crossed the road.
Another car came nearer quite fast. I signed to him to slow down and he stopped next to me. While explaining that nothing's wrong with me - "just a little cat on the roadside" - I lost sight of the kitten, hiding somewhere in the copse.  Darn!
I went on searching for a while, also sat in the car quietly hoping the cat might show up again. A lot of cars passed me quite fast, 100 km/h (about 60 mph).
Had to give up and now I'm worried about the cat.
I'm angry and sad, too, because we and the neighbours suppose that people from time to time leave their cats in our area in order to get rid of them. Not much houses, just a bit industry around. Perfect for not being observed.
I will NEVER understand..... 

Last edited by Mattlocked (October 13, 2012 3:30 pm)

I hope the little cat hasn't used up all its 9 lives.  How can people be so cruel?

(Did you mean a copse, a small groups of trees? Not a corpse, a dead body. It must be the stress).

Last edited by Davina (October 13, 2012 2:54 pm)

Ooops, yes, copse, of course.... For a short moment I was wondering because I had a slight memory that corpse might have another meaning...
Thank you for telling me. I hope it's not a bad sign for the little cat. 

I will go and have another look...

She's still there - on the "wrong" side of the road. But still no chance for me. All these fast cars... I was afraid she might run away from me right onto the road. So I walked there very carefully. I was very near to her once, she looked at me, ducked down... and vanished again into the copse. Now find a small black cat in there.....
People must have thought I'm crazy; talking a walk at the road with a big towel and work gloves.
I'm afraid the cat waits until it's dark and will try to cross the road then. I was not allowed to help. 

Just checked the Twitter fake account of Moffat (followed a hint from Gatiss), good example what some guys find funny:


steven moffat†@stevenmoffat

Just gave the cat some Red Bull.
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The dog was asleep downstairs, tied rope round his arms and legs, made him walk around the room like a puppet, everyone was screaming! Class
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Sellotaped the cats feet together, CAN'T WAIT TILL HE WAKES UP!

It's just fantasy (I hope!), but still.... This is sick!!

And, to make sure, let me remind you again: It's from a fake account!

Let me quote:

Mark Gatiss†@Markgatiss
Whoever @stevenmoffat is, they aren't Steven Moffat. So 4000 people are following a fake!

Really unbelievable. My answer after I checked that account: Probably they can't READ!

That reminds me that I wanted to follow you.