Meet The Members » MEMBERS POLL: Male or Female? » January 12, 2014 12:44 am |
I've never been a member of a board where 88% of the members where female and 12% were male. Suddenly I'm ashamed of the fact that I chose an avatar of a babe in a sexy Sherlock outfit.
My own science fiction message board -- All Sci-Fi -- seems to be 90% male. We have female members, but they don't contribute as often as the guys do. I wish that was not the case.
If any of you folks could help me out, I'd appreciate it. And here's my Facebook page, just to make things a bit easier.
Other Adaptations » Without a Clue » January 10, 2014 6:54 pm |
And let's not forget the lovely Lysette Anthony, who first caught my eye in Krull -- and hasn't given it back since.
Meet The Members » Tell us what part of the world you come from » January 10, 2014 6:24 pm |
Well, my goodnes. I decided to post my location on this thread . . . and what do I find? The last member to post is from North Carolina. Just like me. And what do Sherlock and Mycroft say about coincidences? "The universe is rarely so lazy."
Obvious deduction: Weirdness is the long, lost sibling I never knew I had, separated from me at birth and raised by government agents posing as a normal couple, assigned to keep us apart so the psychic powers we each have won't activate -- as they only do when we're in close proximity, allowing us to control the minds of everyone within one hundred miles.
On the other hand, maybe it's just a coincidence.
(I warned you folks that I write science fiction. It doesn't take much to send my brain right off into orbit. )
Introductions Please... » Greatings from Bruce Cook - a new guy. » January 10, 2014 3:38 am |
In case anybody is wondering why I write such wild and wacky posts -- yes, I'm a published writer -- and yes, I write science fiction. If you get tremendously curious and want to see the books I claim to have published, look up these two on Amazon.com.
I love to write. That's why I go hog wild on great message boards like this one.
The Empty Hearse » The theory he told Anderson - The actual answer?? » January 10, 2014 3:22 am |
Ladies and gentlemen, please have faith in the creative efforts of Moffat and Gatiss. They know everything we do, and a whole lot more. If they never get around to verifying our own brilliant theories about the hoax, it's only because they have absolute confidence in our intellectual abilities to figure this out on our own.
The fact that the theories we've seen in the show are clearly ridiculous proves that none of them are right. Therefore, intelligent theories by real smart fans like us are bound to be bang on target! We licked this problem!
A scene which completely verifies our theory could easily be presented in my whimsical scene above. Therefore . . . it's largely unnecessary. I'm satisfied we're right. I mean, damn – we only get three Sherlock episodes every two years – so why waste time showing us stuff we've figured out on our own?
What I want in the upcoming episode 3 is something that will keep me occupied, interested, and wracking my brain for the next two years!
Not something that makes me feel gratified that I was right about episode 3 in series 2
The Empty Hearse » The theory he told Anderson - The actual answer?? » January 10, 2014 12:42 am |
s.he wrote:
Nice words. But if there was no plan behind? Just fortune? Sherlock would have a legitimate interest keeping this a secret... hopefully not for John...
Either you misunderstood me, or I misunderstood you. (Gee, that sounds like a description of my second marriage! )
My point was that Sherlock's plan did not need the elaborate and mostly unworkable embellishments we saw in his deliberately bogus explanation to Anderson. Sherlock tacked on complete nonsense that made it more complex . . . and seriously flawed.
The simpler plan I proposed many months ago involves asking Microft for help (the "uncharacteristic thing Sherlock did"), and having Mycroft provide a team of government agents and policemen to cordon off the street and be ready to execute the hoax. The laundry truck would deliver a fireman's safety net and then sneak it out again. The fake by-standers would assist Sherlock in playing dead with blood all over him, and the cyclist would knock John down so the fireman's safety net could be tossed back into the laundry truck before it drove away,
In short, a solid plan with much fewer things to go wrong.
But I have yet to figure out why Sherlock devised the plan in the first place! He didn't know Moriarty had assigned snipers to kill his friends until Moriarty told him, right there on the roof. Faking his death became necessary after this -- but why did he plan to do it before he knew it would be necessary?
And even if he had known about the snipers who where ready to kill his friends and planned the hoax to prevent it, how the hell did Sherlock expect to prevent Moriarty from looking down at the sideway below after Sherlock jumped, seeing him land in the safety net, and screaming out –
"Sherlock, you liar! This was all a fake! Your buddies are dead meat, dumbass!"
I suppose the easiest solution would be for Sherlock to knock the sh*t out of Moriarty just bef
Suggestions, Questions & Technical Help » Delete my posts and account » January 10, 2014 12:13 am |
Wow, this is a case of Deja Vu, folks. I had a member on my own sciene fiction message board (All Sci-Fi) who was offended by some things a few members said to him in PMs, and he asked to have his membership deleted.
I posted a couteous reply expressing my sincere regrets for any offense caused by me or the other members, and then I honored his request by removing him from our members list.
I've regretted doing that it ever since.
What I should have done was simply neglect to mention his request to be removed from the members list and left him on the roll. If he was really leaving and not coming back to the board, he'd never know I hadn't deleted his membership! And more importantly, if he ever changed his mind, he could come easily.
I burned his bridges and made it impossible for him to return without rejoining the board as a new member and feeling even more self-conscious about the whole situation than he would have otherwise.
Why am I saying all this?
Because I noticed that the dissatisfied and outspoken Mr. Be is still on the users list. I urge you to leave him right there, along with all his posts -- which you couldn't possible delete because it would make a mess of all the threads he started or contributed to. I'm sure he thought of that and knew you couldn't actually grant that request anyway.
So, I think you've done everything possile to encourage Mr. Be to reconsider his displeasure with this fine board and the amazing TV series to which it's devoted. Frankly I couldn't make heads or tails of his reasons for objecting to the Sherlock series. It seemed to have something to do with . . . his feeling that . . .
Oh, hell, I give up.
Hopefully this dedicated fan of Sherlock Holmes will reconsider his need to severe ties with the board and come back soon.
As I said in an earlier posts, a good debate is like fencing practice. You don't have to win to get a good workout. (Hmmmm. I think I'll make that my new signature! [img]
The Empty Hearse » The theory he told Anderson - The actual answer?? » January 9, 2014 4:50 pm |
Perhaps in the 3rd episode (toward the end) John will say, "Are you ever going to tell anyone how you faked the suicide?" -- to which Sherlock will reply, "Actually I already told Anderson, but he figured out pretty quickly that I was blowing smoke and he got very unset."
"You told Anderson a complete lie?"
"No, I told Anderson an incomplete truth -- laced with lies that sounded plausible."
"Oh. Okay. So, how did you survie the fall?"
"The same way people on high floors in burning buildings do. A fiireman's net." (Cut to quick scene of the actual event when Sherlock lands.)
"I see. And the blood?"
"Molly supplied it, and Mycroft's people doused me with it. Everybody on the block belonged to Mycroft's little army of secret agents. Except you. And Moriarty's sniper in the window across the street."
"But . . .Sherlock . . . you were dead! You looked absolutely dead!"
"John, a man lying on a sidewalk with his eyes wide open and unblinking, surrounded by a pool of blood, looks absolutely dead. I just played dead. Dogs can be trained to do it -- even the stupid ones."
"So . . . that's all there was too it? You jumped off the roof, landed in a net, had blood poured on you, and held your breath while you stared up at the sky? THAT was your brilliant plan to fool the world?"
"Exactly. Did it work?"
"Well . . . yes."
"John, complicated plans look great on paper. Simple plans works. Words to live by, my friend. Come on, let's go get something to eat."
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At this point, Moffat and Gatiss have allowed us all to pick apart the complex phony version of the hoax and we've figure out that in this case, less is more. So, Sherlock will impress the fans the way he always has -- by taking something very simple and doing quite a lot with it.
General Sherlock Discussion » Series 4 confirmed!! » January 9, 2014 3:02 am |
I'm really unique. I'm completely satistfied with nine episodes in four years.
Okay, heck -- I'm lying. I wish there were enough episodes for me to keep watching a few each day until I die of old age in a few years. Hell, I'm 65, and the wait can't be that damn long. But at the rate of three every two years I'll have to live until I'm too old to qualify for Obamacare!
Introductions Please... » Greatings from Bruce Cook - a new guy. » January 9, 2014 1:05 am |
This is a bodacious board!
I've seen quite a few boards decicated to Sherlock Holmes during the last few weeks, but this one is organized better than any of them. It reminds me of my own message board, which is dedicated to science fiction. Send me a PM if you'd like to visit there. I don't want be one of those pushy new members who would just love to promote his own wonderful message board here and steal members from good folks who've spent years building their own members list.
(Okay, that was an obvious plug. Pretend I didn't stupe that low and we'll move right along here.)
A little about me: I'm convinced I'm clever, I love to lecture, and I delight in composing long and complex post which go on-and-on about how I'm thoroughly convinced I'm brilliant.
But I'm also humble. When I realize I'm wrong about something, I delight in composing long and complex post which go on-and-one about how I screwed the pooch and shouldn't have gotten out of bed that morning.
Having said all that, I'll just say this. I hope I succeed in informing, entertaining, and amusing the distinguished members of this fine board. I promise to never get mad when someone disagrees with me, because even though it's nice to hear when someone thinks I'm right, it's much more fun to try and change someones mind when they think I'm wrong.
And it's just as fun when someone changes MY mind! A good debate is like a practice fencing match: you don't have to win to get a good workout!
Now, let's start having fun!
The Empty Hearse » The theory he told Anderson - The actual answer?? » January 8, 2014 6:39 pm |
I know I'm not the only one who has spotted many glaring errors (deliberate, of course) in Sherlock's description of how he faked his suicide. To me it's obvious that he was pulling Anderson's leg, and Anderson began to realize this before Sherlock even left the room. Here's why the description is bogus.
In The Reichenbach Fall, the sniper is carefully prevented from seeing anything that would reveal the hoax, because his view of the sidewalk "landing area" is obscured by the low brick ambulance station between him and the sidewalk where Sherlock lands. But in Sherlock's description to Anderson, the large air bag was inflated on the opposite end of the building from where John stood -- and this would be in plain sight of the sniper! It was also taken back to that area to hide it from John after Sherlock jumped.
So, the whole air bag element is bogus.
I've been convinced for months that Sherlock was caught by a Browder Life safety net – the kind firemen have used for decades. They work even for jumpers eight stories up, and Sherlock jumped from six stories up. The laundry truck brought it and carried it away. It wasn't even hidden! Neither we nor John ever get to see anything but the rear of the truck and the curbside edge of it.
The safety net could be taken out of the truck and then used to catch Sherlock in less than thirty seconds. The team that held it walked toward the front of the truck to hide from John during the brief moment when John first sees Sherlock on the sideway. After John is knocked down by the cyclist, the team puts the safety net back into the truck and it drives away before John even gets there.
Simple, quick, and entirely hidden from the sniper across the street.
Speaking of the sniper, Sherlock states that Mycroft's men "invited" the sniper not to shoot John. But we saw the sniper casually pack up and leave after witnessing what he thought was Sherlock's suicide -- per Moriarty's instructions. And yet, i
The Sign of Three » Why did Sherlock leave the wedding early, looking so sad and dejected? » January 8, 2014 1:05 am |
Urgent message to the site admins: why does the word Wrong! appear under my user name. I'm new hear and I can't figure out why this rather disturbing comment is appearing on my post. Help, please.
The Sign of Three » Why did Sherlock leave the wedding early, looking so sad and dejected? » January 8, 2014 1:00 am |
Emerging triumphantly from the challenge of being best man and solving a murder plot at the same time, why did Sherlock leave the wedding so abruptly?
I had to watch the episode three times before I suddenly got the simple and obvious clue as to the one huge disappointment Sherlock suffered, and how this triggered his sudden discomfort caused by standing in the middle of a room filled with happy, socially successful people.
But I don't want to answer my own question, so I'll leave this dilemma to you folks.