Oh yes, tobe, I know someone who had the same idea 

And in the heat of activities:

I hope they are not in trouble:

Welcome, Marta! Enjoy being here - as you already do 

And a not so innocent question by a totally smitten John:

Things we will find in the kitchen table drawer

Assortment of take-away flyers
Bundles of multicoloured straws
Cheese from last month
Dried pig's ears from a forgotten experiment
Envelopes for biohazard
False teeth and real teeth
Grated lemon peel leftovers
Hair samples - assorted

Indian licorice (abrus precatorius)
 

Except for the tiny little irritations that every couple has to deal with:

Good night, tobe - leaving us with such question, tsts 

Yes, a great one 

Well, perhaps sometimes he needs to be reminded of his "not gay" past 

No need to take it personally or become sarcastic. Just an attempt to keep this thread as what it is meant for. Thank you.