Things that Mary also wants to remain hidden from John (and maybe other people...)

an arachnid-collection, poisonous preferably
bullets
condoms, obviously
Dagger (antique but deadly)
Elementary DVDs (yes, she is a fan)
Fanfics about Johnlock (yes, she is a fan)
Gun licence
Hiding place key (where she keeps her assassin equipment)
ID card with her real name
John's key to 221b
Knife block for her collection of special knives
Links to organized crime
More than one Hello Kitty item
New secret tattoo
Old secret tattoo
Phrase book: "Advanced Learner's Manual of How to Disguise Thoughts" (BE edition)
Quality of her bullet proof vest (it's not as good as it seems)
Recent salary printout for jobs carried out for the CIA
Secretly a fan of the "Elementary" TV series
Travel tickets to major big cities (New York, Tokyo, Bonn...) in case she needs to flee all of a sudden
Ultrasonics pictures with the name of the real mother on them.
Visa for Colombia (in case she would need to disappear all of a sudden)
Wallpaper on her laptop that says "Keep calm and kill Sherlock"
xls file with mail addresses of people who hate her

Younger sister with even worse habits

 

Things that Mary also wants to remain hidden from John (and maybe other people...)

an arachnid-collection, poisonous preferably
bullets
condoms, obviously
Dagger (antique but deadly)
Elementary DVDs (yes, she is a fan)
Fanfics about Johnlock (yes, she is a fan)
Gun licence
Hiding place key (where she keeps her assassin equipment)
ID card with her real name
John's key to 221b
Knife block for her collection of special knives
Links to organized crime
More than one Hello Kitty item
New secret tattoo
Old secret tattoo
Phrase book: "Advanced Learner's Manual of How to Disguise Thoughts" (BE edition)
Quality of her bullet proof vest (it's not as good as it seems)
Recent salary printout for jobs carried out for the CIA
Secretly a fan of the "Elementary" TV series
Travel tickets to major big cities (New York, Tokyo, Bonn...) in case she needs to flee all of a sudden
Ultrasonics pictures with the name of the real mother on them.
Visa for Colombia (in case she would need to disappear all of a sudden)

Wallpaper on her laptop that says "Keep calm and kill Sherlock"
 

Thanks, Wholocked! Your comments were very helpful.

Things that Mary also wants to remain hidden from John (and maybe other people...)

an arachnid-collection, poisonous preferably
bullets
condoms, obviously 
Dagger (antique but deadly)
Elementary DVDs (yes, she is a fan)
Fanfics about Johnlock (yes, she is a fan)
Gun licence
Hiding place key (where she keeps her assassin equipment)
ID card with her real name

John's key to 221b
 

Thanks, KP.

Last night I got to dance with Sherlock. He was wearing a tuxedo like in TSOT, but it was not on a wedding, more like a beach party. He was sad because nobody else wanted to dance with him, and I managed to cheer him up a bit but I kept stepping on his feet. Then finally John arrived and I told Sherlock to dance with him instead. He was in much better hands there.

Things we will find in the kitchen table drawer

Assortment of take-away flyers
Bundles of multicoloured straws
Cheese from last month
Dried pig's ears from a forgotten experiment
Envelopes for biohazard
False teeth and real teeth
Grated lemon peel leftovers
Hair samples - assorted
Indian licorice (abrus precatorius)
Jade hair pin (forgotten to hand it in to the police after the Blind Banker case)
Kidney pie recipe from Mrs Turner, never tried 
Lestrade's police IDs (a considerable number of them)

Molly's phone number

 

besleybean wrote:

I think it's fairly true to say Sherlock's only ever been distracted(in gender times) by females. He also chose to prerend to have a girlfriend, not a boyfriend.
He has kissed 4(I think) females in the show.

Yes, but apart from the (fake) Janine kiss they were all platonic kisses. Really cute ones though.

One thing I currently have a problem with is people implying that Sherlock and John are openly in love with each other already and aware of it. Don't get me wrong, I still think it's a cute idea that they might fall in love at some point in the future, but that it's just a possibility at the moment that only exists subconsciously. Lately, especially on tumblr of course, I've seen many people practically trying to force everyone else to believe that S3 is some kind of musical-worthy unrequited love plot in which Sherlock is openly pining for John and jealous because of John's relationship with Mary. For example, that in the "best man" scene Sherlock didn't fall silent because he was overwhelmed, but because he was so disappointed that he had to be the best friend instead of the boyfriend. And so forth. Well, you can possibly view it that way but I have to say I find it awful. It would ruin some of the best moments for me and turn the show into something I really don't like.

Why Sherlock and John fit together just perfectly

Adrenaline
Beautiful, they look beautiful together!
Clever
Damn good friends (and more)
Even when they're not together they still hear each other's voices
Feel incomplete without each other
Gay subtext follows them everywhere
Heartfelt Love
Idiots. They are both idiots.
John is actually a girl's name, too.
Kind of obvious. ^^
Love
Mister Holmes and, uhm, Mister Holmes.
NOT gay!!
Oh so gay. Both of them!
Perfect couple as clever people can see
Quavers are an acceptable lunch for both.
Rely on each other at any given time
Sexy
Two Two One Bee 4 Ever
Unwavering loyality

Violin, clarinet 

"Is it possible to see through jeans with that? I need to know if John is wearing pants."