Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club

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Posted by theCuriousOne
June 1, 2012 12:37 pm 		#61

Q. Why does Sherlock play the violin?

A. he never learn play trumpet


Q.  why does John doesn't have Facebook account?

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© unreasonablyme

I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 1, 2012 7:41 pm 		#62

Q.  why does John doesn't have Facebook account?

A. He had one, but he canceled it when the stock he bought dropped to half its opening price.

Q. Why does Moriarty always chew gum?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by jenosborn
June 1, 2012 7:59 pm 		#63

Q. Why does Moriarty always chew gum?

A.  To prevent cavities.   Has no time to brush.

Q.  How many kids does Lestrade have?

 
Posted by Irene Adler
June 1, 2012 9:01 pm 		#64

Q.  How many kids does Lestrade have?

A. Lestrade has five kids and is good at footbal.

Q. Who is Anthea?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Davina
June 1, 2012 9:34 pm 		#65

Q. Who is Anthea?

A. She is world champion Angry Birds player.

Q. Sweat did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Davina
June 1, 2012 9:34 pm 		#66

Q. What did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 2, 2012 3:30 am 		#67

Q. What did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?

A. A recording of Franklin Roosevelt's "Fireside Chats".

Q. What are Molly's two best features?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by CarlPowers
June 2, 2012 4:17 am 		#68

Q. What are Molly's two best features?

A:  She's a snappy dresser,   and she counts.

Q:  Where did Sherlock learn to drive?

 
Posted by theCuriousOne
June 2, 2012 9:53 am 		#69

Q:  Where did Sherlock learn to drive?

A : before Sherlock meet Henry Knight

Q : the usual dishes cooked by Sherlock?

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© unreasonablyme

I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
 
Posted by Davina
June 2, 2012 10:06 am 		#70

Q. The usual dishes cooked by Sherlock?

A. Red herrings on toast.

Q. Why doesn't John ever drive?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by jenosborn
June 2, 2012 11:42 pm 		#71

Q. Why doesn't John ever drive?

A.  He actually can,  it's just a psychosomatic block.

Q.  What's in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator?

 
Posted by theCuriousOne
June 3, 2012 7:10 am 		#72

Q.  What's in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator?

A: bwraaiinss for znack...

Q: could John defeat Sherlock in plant vs zombie?

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© unreasonablyme

I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 3, 2012 5:32 pm 		#73

A: Well, duh! He was in the army!!

Q: How can you tell that Sherlock is bored?

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 
Posted by Davina
June 3, 2012 8:24 pm 		#74

Q. How can you tell that Sherlock is bored?

A. When the wall in the flat looks like Swiss cheese.

Q. Why don't the boys dust the flat?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by tobeornot221b
June 3, 2012 8:45 pm 		#75

Q. Why don't the boys dust the flat?

A. Because dust is eloquent. It persuades the boys to leave it alone.


Q. What does Mrs Hudson need a new dress for?

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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."

I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 
Posted by Davina
June 3, 2012 9:00 pm 		#76

Q. What does Mrs. Hudson need a new dress for?

A. Ask Mr. Chatteerjee not me!

Q. What did John buy Sherlock for Christmas?

Last edited by Davina (June 3, 2012 9:00 pm)

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 4, 2012 1:13 am 		#77

Q. What did John buy Sherlock for Christmas?

A. The complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.

Q. Who is Sherlock's hero?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Irene Adler
June 4, 2012 10:03 am 		#78

Q. Who is Sherlock's hero?

A. Captain Hook 

Q. What is Molly's favourite book?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 4, 2012 10:16 am 		#79

Q: What is Molly's favourite book?

A: Mog and the V.E.T. (one of my favourite books when I was young! )



Q: What is Sherlock's middle name?

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 4, 2012 6:36 pm 		#80

Q: What is Sherlock's middle name?

A. Fred

Q. What is John Watson's middle name?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 


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