Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club

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Posted by Davina
May 29, 2012 2:59 pm 		#41

Q. How did Sherlock recognise members of the Black Lotus Tong?

A. They all drove around in Black Lotuses. (A Lotus is a car too).

Q. Why does Sherlock wear a purple shirt?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Irene Adler
May 29, 2012 3:06 pm 		#42

Q. Why does Sherlock wear a purple shirt?

A. Because sex doesn't alarm him.*

Q. What is in fact Mycorft's umbrella? (we all know it's not just an umbrella)



* P.S. In case of doubt, search the Internet for "the purple shirt of sex" 

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Tantalus
May 29, 2012 3:31 pm 		#43

Q. What is in fact Mycorft's umbrella? (we all know it's not just an umbrella)

A. Actually, it is an umbrella, but it has the special feature of allowing Mycroft to fly, Mary-Poppins style, high above London.

Q. Whose thumbs does Mrs. Hudson find in the boys' fridge?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Davina
May 29, 2012 5:47 pm 		#44

(That's weird! I was going to ask the same question!)

Q. Whose thumbs does Mrs. Hudson find in the boys' fridge?

A. Several engineers.  (Read The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb)

Q. Why is the Solar System important?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
May 29, 2012 8:46 pm 		#45

A: Because it's the SOLAR SYSTEM (You knew I was going to put that didn't you. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything more original...)

Q: What is Sherlock always running out of?

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Posted by Irene Adler
May 29, 2012 8:52 pm 		#46

Q: What is Sherlock always running out of?

A: He's always running out of severed heads in the fridge.

Q: What is Moriarty's favourite dish?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Tantalus
May 29, 2012 9:00 pm 		#47

Q: What is Moriarty's favourite dish?

A. Molly Hooper.

Q. Where does John Watson bank?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by sherlockskitty
May 30, 2012 7:33 pm 		#48

I'm glad to see this thread getting alot of laughs!!   


Q. Where does John Watson bank?


A.   At the Diogenes Club. 

Q.   What did Mrs. Hudson find out about Mr. Chatterjee in the sandwich shoppe?

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Posted by tobeornot221b
May 30, 2012 8:16 pm 		#49

Q.   What did Mrs. Hudson find out about Mr. Chatterjee in the sandwich shoppe?

A.   Chatterjee wasn't his real name. His real name was Jabberbee.



Q.   Why did Lestrade become brown like a nut?

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Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."

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Posted by Tantalus
May 30, 2012 8:35 pm 		#50

Q.   Why did Lestrade become brown like a nut?

A. He had to go to Colombia in search of his wife and the local P.E. teacher.

Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Davina
May 30, 2012 9:09 pm 		#51

Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?

A. Jump! By Van Halen.

Q. Why does John like wearing sweaters?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Irene Adler
May 30, 2012 9:09 pm 		#52

Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?

A. Sex bomb, by Tom Jones.

Q. What is Sherlock's ring tone on his mobile?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Davina
May 31, 2012 12:26 pm 		#53

Q. What is Sherlock's ringtone on his mobile?

A.  'Boring' by Pink.

Q. Why does John like go wear jumpers?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Tantalus
May 31, 2012 6:49 pm 		#54

Q. Why does John like go wear jumpers?

A. Because he has to do something with the sweaters Sherlock knits for him.

Q. What does Sherlock do when he's alone?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Irene Adler
May 31, 2012 7:35 pm 		#55

Q. What does Sherlock do when he's alone?

A. He dresses as a pirate and pretends to be Captain Sparrow.

Q. What is Mrs Hudson's favourite music?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Tantalus
May 31, 2012 8:21 pm 		#56

Q. What is Mrs Hudson's favourite music?

A. The soundtrack to "Pirates of the Caribbean".

Q. Why does Mycroft keep raising his eyebrows like that? 

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Ellen5000
May 31, 2012 8:47 pm 		#57

Q:why does Mycroft keep raising his eyebrows like that

A:Because he knows you know that you know he knows the answer to the next question.

Q why did Microft have to go to the dentists?

I <3 Sherlock Holmes
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Posted by Irene Adler
May 31, 2012 9:21 pm 		#58

Q. why did Microft have to go to the dentists?

A. Because he ate too much chocolate cake, of course.

Q. Why did Moriarty ask the policewoman to slip her hand in his pocket?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by jenosborn
June 1, 2012 6:23 am 		#59

Q. Why did Moriarty ask the policewoman to slip her hand in his pocket?

A.  Uh,  Westwood!    He knew that even law enforcement officers can appreciate a nice suit.

Q.  Why did Sherlock cross the road (in front of the bus)?

 
Posted by Davina
June 1, 2012 11:17 am 		#60

Q. Why did Sherlock cross the road (in front of the bus)?

A. To catch the chicken before the Assassinator. (You have to say this aloud to make the joke work...Assassin ate her).

Q. Why does Sherlock play the violin?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 


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