Caption Competition Week 98

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Posted by mrshouse
February 11, 2016 7:07 am 		#1

Yippieh, everything runs smoothly again.
So, about time for a new caption competition...
And no excuses there should be something for everybody in this.
Deadline will be saturday next week around noon, thank you.

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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by nakahara
February 11, 2016 11:14 am 		#2

LESTRADE: Sherlock, what the hell is the Bride doing in your room?
SHERLOCK: Oh, don´t mind her. I felt sorry for her, wandering the streets at night, all alone... and so I hired her as my maid.
JOHN: What? Isn´t that dangerous?
SHERLOCK: Why? She is docile, taciturn, very polite and a lot less sassy than your own maid, John.
JOHN: But she could shoot you at any time!
SHERLOCK: Just as your wife could you, isn´t it so, John?
JOHN: Errr...
SHERLOCK: And the Bride at least doesn´t belittle me and doesn´t spy for Mycroft. Also, she doesn´t insist that she must accompany me to the crime scenes, she doesn´t protest when I bring speciments from the morgue to our flat and she doesn´t demand a rise in pay when she works overnight. An ideal employee, John.
JOHN: Sigh.

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by APTX 4869
February 11, 2016 1:51 pm 		#3

Everyone: (well, except John, since he is still in denial) 

"What do you mean Johnlock is not real?"

Last edited by APTX 4869 (February 11, 2016 1:52 pm)

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Posted by Yitzock
February 11, 2016 2:27 pm 		#4

Mary: Dear lord, what is that?
Lestrade: It looks like some kind of....
Sherlock: Yes, it's my pet dragon.  The smell of humans attracts it and then makes it sleep.  It takes a particular liking to Watson.
Watson: No...please...not this again.


Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by tonnaree
February 11, 2016 4:06 pm 		#5

Sherlock:  Now, if you look at this maneuver here you will see that John is very flexable for his height.
Mary:  WTF John?!?!
Lestrade: This is not what I had in mind when Sherlock offered to screen his home movies.
John:  F**k my life.

 

Last edited by tonnaree (February 11, 2016 7:30 pm)

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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 
Posted by CarlPowers
February 11, 2016 8:22 pm 		#6

Mary:   Dear lord, what is that?

Sherlock:   Do put your clothes back on, Mrs. Hudson.

 
Posted by nakahara
February 11, 2016 10:08 pm 		#7

EVERYBODY: Sherlock, what is this huge Roman hippodrome, horses and chariots doing in your room? How did you even manage to put it in here? 
SHERLOCK: Ooops, sorry. Been reading Ben Hur before I entered a plane... OK, ignore it, it´ll disappear on its own in a minute. I didn´t manage to get past chariot chase scene anyway. It bore me, so I rather exchanged it for "War of the Worlds" when I boarded...
EVERYBODY: Noooooo!

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by nakahara
February 11, 2016 10:17 pm 		#8

nakahara wrote:

EVERYBODY: Sherlock, what is this huge Roman hippodrome, horses and chariots doing in your room? How did you even manage to put it in here? 
SHERLOCK: Ooops, sorry. Been reading Ben Hur before I entered a plane... OK, ignore it, it´ll disappear on its own in a minute. I didn´t manage to get past chariot chase scene anyway. It bore me, so I rather exchanged it for "War of the Worlds" when I boarded...
EVERYBODY: Noooooo!

JOHN: Be glad he didn´t choose Kamasutra to read.
SHERLOCK: Well, now that you mention it, John...
JOHN: Damn!

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by tonnaree
February 11, 2016 10:28 pm 		#9

Well, this deteriorated quickly.  

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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 
Posted by Yitzock
February 12, 2016 1:24 am 		#10

Oh my!


Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by SusiGo
February 12, 2016 11:04 am 		#11

You are killing me. All of you, do you hear? I am sitting in a train, in a public train! With people around me! 

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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 
Posted by SusiGo
February 12, 2016 11:06 am 		#12

SHERLOCK: Now this serviette folding variation is called "John Watson playing the clarinet."

JOHN: Please killl me. 
 

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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 
Posted by nakahara
February 12, 2016 11:10 am 		#13

SusiGo wrote:

SHERLOCK: Now this serviette folding variation is called "John Watson playing the clarinet."

JOHN: Please killl me. 
 



Now who is killing whom?

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by Harriet
February 12, 2016 11:12 am 		#14

Susi! :-D

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 
Posted by tonnaree
February 12, 2016 12:39 pm 		#15

Great one Susi!

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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 
Posted by mrshouse
February 12, 2016 4:26 pm 		#16

That's what I like, quick dirty escalation. 
Verry nice, my friends, very nice indeed. 
Proceed from here!

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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Harriet
February 12, 2016 4:27 pm 		#17

*still brooding* 

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 
Posted by Yitzock
February 12, 2016 4:29 pm 		#18

Oh. I just got it. 

Last edited by Yitzock (February 12, 2016 4:30 pm)


Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by mrshouse
February 12, 2016 4:32 pm 		#19

Oh, don't leave, Yitzock, I loved yours. 

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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Yitzock
February 12, 2016 4:53 pm 		#20

lol Thank you for the support, mrshouse.


Clueing for looks.
 


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