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**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:18 am

What do you call a television station dedicated solely to tramps?

The homeless network!

Last edited by Magingus (October 3, 2015 2:19 am)

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:53 am

Fair warning: I've been drinking, and when that happens, silliness ensues. Jokes start pouring out of me. And I've come up with some just now, for you all.

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:54 am

What was Mary's big mistake in shooting Sherlock in July?

She didn't make to Augustus!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:54 am

What is the only thing better than a London Spring?

A Reichenbach Fall!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:55 am

Did you hear that Sherlock's brother is a square?

So much, in fact, that his colleagues call him "Minecraft" Holmes!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:56 am

How do you draw a straight line between Sherlock and Mrs. Hudson?

y = mx + 221b

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:56 am

What's the main difference between John and Mary?

Before the wedding, John gets Sherlock shots.
After the wedding, Mary gets Sherlock shot.

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:57 am

Some speculate that Sherlock followed Mycroft's lead about not caring about others.

Yeah, he was following a socio-path.

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:57 am

On Sherlock's detective resume: Has deductive powers.

On Moriarty's villian resume: Killed Carl Powers.

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:58 am

What do you get when you cross Sherlock, John's wife, and Mycroft?

A Virgin Mary on Ice(man)!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:58 am

Why does Mary secretly refer to Sherlock as "viagra"?

He cured John's limp!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 2:59 am

Why did Sherlock get such a good deal on 221b?

His powers of reduction!

**Posted by Magingus** October 3, 2015 3:00 am

Okay, that's all I've got for now. If anyone can come up with some original jokes for this thread, please contribute!

**Posted by Yitzock** October 3, 2015 1:47 pm

Oh my god. With all due respect, some of these are awful , and some of them are very punny, but you did have some funny ones in there, and I liked the math one. I hope you're not hungover now. lol

**Posted by nakahara** October 4, 2015 1:43 pm

I love them.

**Posted by Magingus** October 5, 2015 5:02 pm

lol thanks!

Yitzock wrote:
Oh my god. With all due respect, some of these are awful , and some of them are very punny

Indeed, several are quite awful (no offense taken).

I've always been a fan of puns, but my appreciation for them soared when I discovered the comedian Tim Vine. If anyone is in to hilarious punny comedy, I strongly recommend giving him a watch.