Posted by SusiGo  January 2, 2013 8:24 pm | #881 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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Posted by tobeornot221b January 2, 2013 8:43 pm | #882 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
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Posted by horserider99 January 2, 2013 8:50 pm | #883 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
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"Geniuses are often obsessive, and their clarity of intellectual insight can be depressing and isolating: by nature geniuses march to a different drum." - Ron Bracey
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Posted by QuiteExtraordinary January 2, 2013 8:55 pm | #884 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)
(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)
Last edited by QuiteExtraordinary (January 2, 2013 9:03 pm)
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
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Posted by Davina January 2, 2013 9:15 pm | #885 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
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Posted by Harriet January 2, 2013 9:15 pm | #886 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!) (in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)
Jammed and thus damaged doors
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
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Posted by Davina January 2, 2013 9:19 pm | #887 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors (snap Harriet)
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
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Posted by QuiteExtraordinary January 2, 2013 10:12 pm | #888 |
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't 
)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors (snap Harriet)
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
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Posted by Harriet January 2, 2013 10:17 pm | #889 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
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Posted by Mnemosyne January 2, 2013 10:25 pm | #890 |
Jam in the carpet... well she *hopes* it's jam anyway
Scratch that, damn you're all fast.
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Last edited by Mnemosyne (January 2, 2013 10:27 pm)
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'Non Solum Ingenii Verum Etiam Virtutis'
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Posted by SusiGo January 2, 2013 10:38 pm | #891 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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Posted by QuiteExtraordinary January 2, 2013 11:12 pm | #892 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
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Posted by Mnemosyne January 3, 2013 12:55 am | #893 |
Patchy wallpaper
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'Non Solum Ingenii Verum Etiam Virtutis'
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Posted by Mattlocked January 3, 2013 12:57 am | #894 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
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Posted by Mnemosyne January 3, 2013 1:08 am | #895 |
Mattlocked wrote:
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
I like yours better 
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'Non Solum Ingenii Verum Etiam Virtutis'
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Posted by SusiGo January 3, 2013 9:25 am | #896 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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Posted by tobeornot221b January 3, 2013 1:35 pm | #897 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
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Posted by QuiteExtraordinary January 3, 2013 5:03 pm | #898 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
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Posted by Mnemosyne January 3, 2013 5:25 pm | #899 |
The Skull (confiscation of)
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'Non Solum Ingenii Verum Etiam Virtutis'
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Posted by tobeornot221b January 3, 2013 6:52 pm | #900 |
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
The Skull (confiscation of)
Unsavoury craftsmen with tool boxes of unknown contents entering the house with dangerous ladders
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
