BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Sherlock alphabet game

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** December 12, 2012 8:32 pm

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.+
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."
"Forgive me John."
"Good to see you again, John. It's been a while."
"How's Mrs.Hudson?"
"I hope you didn't mess up the body parts in the fridge."
"Jawn!!!!!"
"Keep quiet, John, It's really me!!!!"
"'Late' in this case obviously wasn't meant in the sense of 'dead', John."
"Married! What do you mean? You got married?"
"Never mind me, John. How's your blog going?"
"Oh, John, your leg is hurting again? Change your therapist!"
"Please don't be dead!"
"Questions? What do you mean you have questions? I thought it was all obvious."
"Reichenbach feels? What are you talking about?"
" 'Stayin' Alive' ain't such a bad song after all..."
"Tadaa! Surprise."
"Undertaker really should be fired."
"Victorian? Oh, I thought only women used to faint in Victorian times."

**Posted by Tantalus** December 12, 2012 8:42 pm

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.+
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."
"Forgive me John."
"Good to see you again, John. It's been a while."
"How's Mrs.Hudson?"
"I hope you didn't mess up the body parts in the fridge."
"Jawn!!!!!"
"Keep quiet, John, It's really me!!!!"
"'Late' in this case obviously wasn't meant in the sense of 'dead', John."
"Married! What do you mean? You got married?"
"Never mind me, John. How's your blog going?"
"Oh, John, your leg is hurting again? Change your therapist!"
"Please don't be dead!"
"Questions? What do you mean you have questions? I thought it was all obvious."
"Reichenbach feels? What are you talking about?"
" 'Stayin' Alive' ain't such a bad song after all..."
"Tadaa! Surprise."
"Undertaker really should be fired."
"Victorian? Oh, I thought only women used to faint in Victorian times."
"What's up, Doc?" (with apologies to Bugs)

**Posted by Jayie** December 12, 2012 8:44 pm

We're out of milk.

(posted as a message on John's blog to let him know he's alive. )

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** December 12, 2012 9:35 pm

"X-rated fanfiction? On your laptop? I knew you would miss me."
(sorry, that was shallow, but it's not so easy with X )

**Posted by Mattlocked** December 12, 2012 9:38 pm

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.+
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."
"Forgive me John."
"Good to see you again, John. It's been a while."
"How's Mrs.Hudson?"
"I hope you didn't mess up the body parts in the fridge."
"Jawn!!!!!"
"Keep quiet, John, It's really me!!!!"
"'Late' in this case obviously wasn't meant in the sense of 'dead', John."
"Married! What do you mean? You got married?"
"Never mind me, John. How's your blog going?"
"Oh, John, your leg is hurting again? Change your therapist!"
"Please don't be dead!"
"Questions? What do you mean you have questions? I thought it was all obvious."
"Reichenbach feels? What are you talking about?"
" 'Stayin' Alive' ain't such a bad song after all..."
"Tadaa! Surprise."
"Undertaker really should be fired."
"Victorian? Oh, I thought only women used to faint in Victorian times."
"What's up, Doc?" (with apologies to Bugs) / "We're out of milk."
"X-rated fanfiction? On your laptop? I knew you would miss me."

"You saw, but you didn't observe, John!"

Last edited by Mattlocked (December 12, 2012 9:39 pm)

**Posted by tobeornot221b** December 12, 2012 10:15 pm

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.+
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."
"Forgive me John."
"Good to see you again, John. It's been a while."
"How's Mrs.Hudson?"
"I hope you didn't mess up the body parts in the fridge."
"Jawn!!!!!"
"Keep quiet, John, It's really me!!!!"
"'Late' in this case obviously wasn't meant in the sense of 'dead', John."
"Married! What do you mean? You got married?"
"Never mind me, John. How's your blog going?"
"Oh, John, your leg is hurting again? Change your therapist!"
"Please don't be dead!"
"Questions? What do you mean you have questions? I thought it was all obvious."
"Reichenbach feels? What are you talking about?"
" 'Stayin' Alive' ain't such a bad song after all..."
"Tadaa! Surprise."
"Undertaker really should be fired."
"Victorian? Oh, I thought only women used to faint in Victorian times."
"What's up, Doc?" (with apologies to Bugs) / "We're out of milk."
"X-rated fanfiction? On your laptop? I knew you would miss me."
"You saw, but you didn't observe, John!"
"Zoom in on me, John. I've returned. To have. My. Vengeance."

**Posted by Harriet** December 12, 2012 10:25 pm

You all. Are. Amazing!

**Posted by SusiGo** December 12, 2012 10:27 pm

And now?

**Posted by Harriet** December 12, 2012 10:32 pm

Strictly according to the right order?
Then a controversial topic: "What could be hidden in the room next to Sherlock's bedroom?"

**Posted by tobeornot221b** December 13, 2012 5:27 pm

"What could be hidden in the room next to Sherlock's bedroom?"

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)

**Posted by Harriet** December 13, 2012 6:54 pm

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub (what else? )

Last edited by Harriet (December 13, 2012 8:08 pm)

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** December 13, 2012 7:15 pm

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** December 13, 2012 8:06 pm

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)

**Posted by Mnemosyne** December 13, 2012 8:51 pm

QuiteExtraordinary wrote:
Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)

Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)

**Posted by Mnemosyne** December 13, 2012 9:55 pm

Film crew

"We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing*
"No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3 is finished, understand?"

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** December 13, 2012 10:03 pm

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)
Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)
Film crew ("We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing* - "No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3 is finished, understand?")

Girlfriends who were not Sherlock's area

**Posted by Davina** December 13, 2012 11:10 pm

QuiteExtraordinary wrote:
Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)
Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)
Film crew ("We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing* - "No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3 is finished, understand?")
Girlfriends who were not Sherlock's area

Hamish (John's long-lost uncle)

**Posted by tobeornot221b** December 14, 2012 3:41 pm

What could be hidden in the room next to Sherlock's bedroom?

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)
Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)
Film crew ("We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing* - "No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3
is finished, understand?")
Girlfriends who were not Sherlock's area
Hamish (John's long-lost uncle)
I.D. cards - stolen from D.I. Inspector Lestrade

**Posted by SusiGo** December 14, 2012 4:01 pm

What could be hidden in the room next to Sherlock's bedroom?

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)
Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)
Film crew ("We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing* - "No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3
is finished, understand?")
Girlfriends who were not Sherlock's area
Hamish (John's long-lost uncle)
I.D. cards - stolen from D.I. Inspector Lestrade

Jam - wasn't there this thing about John and jam?

Last edited by SusiGo (December 14, 2012 4:02 pm)

**Posted by Tantalus** December 14, 2012 4:24 pm

SusiGo wrote:
What could be hidden in the room next to Sherlock's bedroom?

Antlers. (Hidden deep down inside so Mrs Hudson wouldn't find them at Christmas)
Bathtub
Cycling gear
Dublin (so John never has to leave the flat again)
Entonox (For when 'Christmas cheer' doesn't come naturally...)
Film crew ("We just want to see our families!" *uncontrollable sobbing* - "No one gets to see anyone's families until series 3 is finished, understand?")
Girlfriends who were not Sherlock's area
Hamish (John's long-lost uncle)
I.D. cards - stolen from D.I. Inspector Lestrade
Jam - wasn't there this thing about John and jam?

Koala bears (hey, you never know...)