Caption competition week 85

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Posted by mrshouse
September 23, 2015 8:52 am
#1

In my little universe I mostly pretend that Mary Morstan never happened. But as it is the real scary world here I seriously need help.
What REALLY happened here?
I want lots of entries, my friends!
Till next week then


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 9:30 am
#2

Sherlock: John, will you take me to be your husband, ... I will honour you and love you all days of my life...

Mary (rolling eyes): What God joined, I must not divide.

John: Amen. ( to Sherlock) I meant... yes of course.

Last edited by Whisky (September 23, 2015 9:36 am)


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by mrshouse
September 23, 2015 9:36 am
#3

What a start, hilarious...
Amen indeed


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 9:45 am
#4

Sherlock: Will you hear my confession?

Mary, thinking * John is a priest? Oh no. So "think on your sins" wasn't just dirty talk?? I am getting divorced.*

Sherlock (gleeful) *it works, it works, yes it works*




Sorry , I kind of like this one :-)

Last edited by Whisky (September 23, 2015 9:46 am)


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 9:52 am
#5

Sherlock whispering to John:: I told you not to blink!! See how close she already is?
John, angry: When you deduced "angel", I just didn't think.....


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by nakahara
September 23, 2015 10:34 am
#6

Whisky wrote:

Sherlock whispering to John:: I told you not to blink!! See how close she already is?
John, angry: When you deduced "angel", I just didn't think.....

LOL!
 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by nakahara
September 23, 2015 10:48 am
#7

SHERLOCK: John, please, please, can I borrow Mary for half and hour?
JOHN: Borrow Mary? Why?
SHERLOCK: I left the house-keys inside my flat and I can´t get in. I need someone skilled to climb the building and fetch them for me.
JOHN: Hmmm.... well, it´s you, so all right. For half and hour only. But don´t exert Mary too much, okay? She ended in a wrong flat due to stress the last time and she was forced to shoot the entire neighbour´s family who had a feast there. It was VERY awkward to explain it to Lestrade afterwards.


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 10:54 am
#8

Lol :D
Not much love for Mary around? ;-)


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by nakahara
September 23, 2015 11:41 am
#9

Whisky wrote:

Not much love for Mary around? ;-)

How can you say that? Mary is my hero, of course!

SHERLOCK: John, please, please, may I borrow Mary for the weekend?
JOHN: Borrow her again? Why?
SHERLOCK: Because I like her very much and I want to invite her to a beautiful boat trip around the shore of Scotland.
JOHN: So you can leave her in Outer Hebrides somewhere, like last time? Do you know how expensive that helicopter to Lewis was, to fetch her up? No! No way this time!
 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by mrshouse
September 23, 2015 2:40 pm
#10


Oh my, yes, Mary and her skills are indeed freelance now...


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Magingus
September 23, 2015 3:01 pm
#11

Sherlock: "You call that facial hair?  You should've seen what I had recently."

 
Posted by mrshouse
September 23, 2015 3:13 pm
#12

EEEEEUUUWWWWWW...


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 3:21 pm
#13

Sherlock: Come on, let's try to relax. Hey, try to slap my hands! I know you know that game! You know, the one where I have to pull away and you try...
John: No. But I can slap you again if you're so eager. Not on the hands, though.
Mary: Boys!
Sherlock: ..... could have worked.
 


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Whisky
September 23, 2015 3:27 pm
#14

Sherlock: I know what you're thinking, John... I can see what you're thinking...
Mary: Yes, John, it's obvious...
John: *I should have learned Occlumency*
 


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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Yitzock
September 23, 2015 6:18 pm
#15

Sherlock: John, you should reconsider stealing all those coffee and sugar packets from the table.
John: Why? 
Sherlock: Because you're going to worsen your addiction and Mary already looks worried.
John: I'm not addicted!
Mary: There he goes again...

Last edited by Yitzock (September 23, 2015 6:18 pm)



Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by mrshouse
September 25, 2015 1:42 pm
#16

Very nice so far, my friends. 
Gimme more! 


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by mrshouse
September 26, 2015 3:09 pm
#17

BUMP everybody!
I want more! 
*creepy Moriarty voice* Oh, I love it, that little GAME of ours....

Do I have to sing for you?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiive.......


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 
Posted by Yitzock
September 26, 2015 4:39 pm
#18

OMG, mrshouse! lol

If you insist, I will give you another response.  Although I can't promise it will be brilliant.

John: You really just gave me the entire explanation of how you survived in the middle of this cafe, even though you said it's still a secret.
Sherlock: Nobody will care.
John: Why not?
Sherlock: Because they will never believe that the real Sherlock Holmes is spending time with a man who looks as old as you with that awful moustache.
Mary (thinking): Oh my god...he actually told him...Now Sherlock's in for it.
John: *fumes of impending rage*

 

Last edited by Yitzock (September 26, 2015 9:59 pm)



Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by nakahara
September 26, 2015 7:31 pm
#19

SHERLOCK: Ashem vohu vahishtem asti, ushta asti ushta ahmai, hyat ashai vahishtai ashem.
MARY: Yatha ahu vairyo, atha ratush ashatcit haca, vangheush dazda manangho shyaothananam angheush mazdai.
JOHN: What...? How....? What the feck...? Mary, what the hell is happening? How come you could respond to this crazy gibberish?
MARY: Ehehehe...it´s a simple skip code, John. I have learnt it in a school for nurses.
SHERLOCK: Yes, John, it´s a piece of cake. I wonder you doctors are completely unaware about it.
MARY: Yes, in nurses school it´s absolutely elementary.
SHERLOCK: Elementary, yes.
MARY: And now excuse us... (to Sherlock) Kem-na mazda mavaite payum dada hyat ma dregva didareshata?
SHERLOCK: Pata-no tbishyantat pairi mazdasca armaitishca spentashca.
JOHN: I think I´m going crazy now....
 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by SusiGo
September 26, 2015 9:41 pm
#20

SHERLOCK and JOHN ogling each other.

MARY (thinking): Okay, boys, now I see what dear Jim and Charlie Magnussen were talking about. Where did I put my gun?


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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 


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