BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Caption Competition Week 55

**Posted by gently69** August 19, 2014 1:37 pm

I also suggested 2 Non-Johnlock possibilities.

**Posted by SolarSystem** August 19, 2014 2:10 pm

One question, gently: What for?

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**Posted by gently69** August 19, 2014 2:23 pm

Very funny, Solar ...

**Posted by SusiGo** August 19, 2014 2:25 pm

I really do not understand you - this is a man forcing another man to think very hard. Nothing else.

**Posted by gently69** August 19, 2014 2:27 pm

That is what I wanted to say with my "mind palace" suggestion. The third one ... no idea how I ...

**Posted by SusiGo** August 19, 2014 2:29 pm

It just sort of happened, I suppose.

Now, come on, ladies and gentlemen, there is still a week to go. Make it really hard for me to choose. Although there have been already some very nice ones.

**Posted by gently69** August 19, 2014 2:39 pm

Okay, I try another one ... not Johnlock ...

Sherlock: Right, John, shut your eyes. What do you see in your mind palace?
John: A bugger who uselessly presses my head to ...
Sherlock: Oh come on John ... perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you’d go deeper.

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**Posted by tonnaree** August 19, 2014 2:46 pm

Marta wrote:
How can you everything turn into Johnlock?

It's a gift.

**Posted by SolarSystem** August 19, 2014 2:55 pm

Non-Johnlock..? You really want to be bored to death, ladies.

Sherlock: "Come on, John, you know everything about that stupid solar system. Five letters, the third one is an 'n'. Now help me with that bloody crossword!"

or:

Sherlock: "Think, John! When will that stupid, untalented British actor play Hamlet again...?"
John: "Next August."
Sherlock: "See, I knew you'd know useless stuff like this."

**Posted by Marta** August 19, 2014 3:42 pm

Oh, I wasn't complaining about Johnlock, just stating a fact But you do a great job even when you're doing non-Johnlock

Hamlet references!

Sherlock: "The tickets, John! What do you mean you don't remember where you put them?!"
John: "It was a year ago!"

**Posted by SusiGo** August 19, 2014 3:54 pm

**Posted by tobeornot221b** August 19, 2014 4:03 pm

Johnlock? I definitely can't see any Johnlock here.
To me, it's more like:

"Don't make such a fuss, John! The guys from Madame Tussauds promised to return this head of yours as soon as they'll have measured it for your wax work."

**Posted by Harriet** August 19, 2014 6:07 pm

Kudos for the brain, tonnaree, and for the lost tickets, Marta!

(Me, I'm still thinking...)

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**Posted by NoSheetSherlock** August 19, 2014 7:07 pm

Sherlock: (reading JohnDoll instructions): "must, attach, head, tightly.."
John: "don't overdue it."

**Posted by Marta** August 19, 2014 8:57 pm

JohnDoll

"John, open your eyes and don't hold your breath. You're not underwater, no matter what Derren Brown said to you."

**Posted by SusiGo** August 25, 2014 7:33 pm

Friends, now this was a hard choice. But you know, I did a simple test. I read all the captions and just waited which one would make me laugh out loudest. And it was this one:

John: Ok Sherlock. I don't care if you did read that the brain is the largest sex organ this is not working for me.

Congrats, tonnaree, now it is your turn!

Thanks for all the brilliant ideas. So sorry only one of you could win.

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**Posted by Harriet** August 25, 2014 7:35 pm

Congrats, tonnaree! What a great idea!

**Posted by mrshouse** August 25, 2014 7:39 pm

Congrats, tonnaree
Good round everyone.

**Posted by CarlPowers** August 25, 2014 8:39 pm

Ha! Loved this one! Congrats Tonnaree!

**Posted by Marta** August 26, 2014 12:26 am

Congrats, tonaree! It was fun as always