BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Caption Competition Week 51

**Posted by John Harrison** June 24, 2014 6:36 am

Sorry, I had to do it! Have fun with this one this week. What the heck is going on here.

**Posted by gently69** June 24, 2014 6:43 am

First thing that came into my mind.
Sherlock:" Well, small, perfectly formed ... let me deduce ... plastic surgery?"

And the second:
Sherlock:"Janine, you are a sweet little girl, but sorry ... I am in love with someone else already."

**Posted by SusiGo** June 24, 2014 6:55 am

Sherlock (thinking): "Target nose. Light touch. Deep look - it said so in the book."

**Posted by gently69** June 24, 2014 7:11 am

That's brilliant, Susi. No chance for me to win.

**Posted by Harriet** June 24, 2014 8:37 am

Sherlock, to himself: "That experiment went quite wrong - looks much like John accidentally took Janine's DNA modification concoction for coffee ... "

Last edited by Harriet (June 24, 2014 8:38 am)

**Posted by tobeornot221b** June 24, 2014 8:31 pm

Sherlock: "Ha! I told John I can get this: You're the one with the nose, aren't you?"

**Posted by Harriet** June 24, 2014 8:35 pm

LOL, incredible, tobe!

**Posted by SolarSystem** June 25, 2014 4:25 am

Oh wow, great stuff so far...!
I'll try something a little different:

Voice-over: 'Human Error' - the new fragrance by Giorgio Armani. Try it and no woman will ever sit on your lap again.

**Posted by John Harrison** June 25, 2014 5:05 am

Ha! great voice-over. These are really funny. more!

**Posted by gently69** June 25, 2014 5:58 am

SolarSystem wrote:
Oh wow, great stuff so far...!
I'll try something a little different:

Voice-over: 'Human Error' - the new fragrance by Giorgio Armani. Try it and no woman will ever sit on your lap again.

LOL, that's paramount!!!

**Posted by Marta** June 25, 2014 3:59 pm

tobe, that's a great one

Susi, you're probably right about what he was thinking.

Nobody gave Janine the voice yet? I'll be the first one

Janine: "No, Sherlock, it's not a cheek, it's a nose. Now show me eyes. I know it's 'not your area' but how did you even manage to delete names of body parts?"

**Posted by TeeJay** June 25, 2014 8:26 pm

Sherlock: "Let's practice the cross-eye thing one more time. You just need to look at my finger."

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

**Posted by jenosborn** June 26, 2014 2:36 am

Janine (thinking): Oh Sherl. I just love it when you tell stories to my face.

**Posted by tobeornot221b** June 26, 2014 4:16 am

Sherlock: "Alright, Johnine. Message understood. I will be returning your chair."

**Posted by SusiGo** June 26, 2014 6:46 am

Johnine! Thank you for pointing this out.

Last edited by SusiGo (June 26, 2014 6:47 am)

**Posted by gently69** June 26, 2014 6:59 am

Johnine ... LOL ... Just read that.

**Posted by SolarSystem** June 26, 2014 7:08 am

John is always on his mind. All I'm saying is: "Why indeed, John?"

**Posted by CarlPowers** June 27, 2014 5:20 am

Sherlock: "..And you wouldn't believe what John said after that..."

Johnine (thinking): "..not listening, can't concentrate, you are WAY too gorgeous..."

**Posted by John Harrison** June 30, 2014 5:34 pm

Any more entries? Though a difficult task, winner to be chosen tomorrow.....

**Posted by John Harrison** July 1, 2014 6:02 pm

Love you all, but there can be only one winner. And this time, its.....

.......

.......

tobe!!!

Sherlock: "Alright, Johnine. Message understood. I will be returning your chair."

Congratulations! I just love Johnine.