Funny cleverbot conversations about Sherlock

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Posted by Cumbercookie
August 11, 2013 6:54 pm 		#1

Has anyone ever been on Cleverbot and asked random questions about Sherlock? At the min, I am asking it who in Sherlock loves who and found out that it ships Johnlock and Mystrade and... Apparently Anderson loves Sherlock? And Lestrade love Me and His divison?

Last edited by Cumbercookie (August 11, 2013 7:01 pm)

"I'm not a phycopath, Anderson, I'm a high- funcioning sociopath, do your research."
 
Posted by kittykat
August 11, 2013 6:58 pm 		#2

Me: Who does Sherlock love?

Cleverbot: John Watson

Yes!

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Dean - "I'm not happy about it. But I got to move on. So I'm gonna keep doing what we do...while I still can. And I'd like you to be there with me."

Sam - "I'm your brother, Dean, if you ever need to talk about anything with anybody, you got someone right here next to you."


 
Posted by kittykat
August 11, 2013 7:00 pm 		#3

Me: Who does Mycroft love?

Cleverbot: Cake

I can't breathe! 

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Dean - "I'm not happy about it. But I got to move on. So I'm gonna keep doing what we do...while I still can. And I'd like you to be there with me."

Sam - "I'm your brother, Dean, if you ever need to talk about anything with anybody, you got someone right here next to you."


 
Posted by Cumbercookie
August 11, 2013 7:04 pm 		#4

Apparently, Mycroft isn't Lestrade's division, but he wants it O.o

"I'm not a phycopath, Anderson, I'm a high- funcioning sociopath, do your research."
 
Posted by SilverMoonDragonB
August 11, 2013 7:06 pm 		#5

Hehe, I've had the weirdest Cleverbot conversations...not about Sherlock though, hmm...time to rectify that! *has Sherlock cleverbot conversation* Ok...that was weird;


User: So, what is your opinion about Sherlock?

Cleverbot: Your movie mi love.

User: Uh...I said Sherlock, you know, BBC Sherlock.

Cleverbot: And she went there as an exchange student.

User: SHERLOCK.

Cleverbot: Who is sherlocks boyfriend?

User: John!

Cleverbot: Sherlock.

User: Sherlock is Sherlock's boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Sherlock loves John.

User: I agree!

Cleverbot: Dean loves Castiel.

User: How did they get into this? We're talking about Sherlock!

Cleverbot: No we're not.

User: Uh...yes we are.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Whatever. So, who is your favourite Sherlock character?

Cleverbot: Who is YOUR favorite character fro The Hunger Games?

User: WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HUNGER GAMES! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK!

Cleverbot: Nope. We are talking about Marble Hornets.

User: You make no sense, now please just answer the question.

Cleverbot: A lot of people tell me that!

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Well what ever you are, nice talking to you.

User: Thanks, so whom do you prefer? Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock or Martin Freeman as John?

Cleverbot: Are you the sun?

User: Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Martin Freeman.

User: Your opinion on Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Life is a party, God is the DJ, and the world is the dancefloor.

User: ...

Cleverbot: This is the end.

User: Fine, I will ask this one more time...do you like Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock?

Cleverbot: I hate that name.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead.

User: No yet!

Cleverbot: Yes no.


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Posted by SilverMoonDragonB
August 11, 2013 7:14 pm 		#6

Oh this is so awesome!


User: Do YOU think John and Sherlock should be together forever?

Cleverbot: Sherlock and John WILL be together forever.


Last edited by SilverMoonDragonB (August 11, 2013 7:15 pm)

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Posted by kittykat
August 11, 2013 7:16 pm 		#7

Me: Are Sherlock and John a couple?

Cleverbot: Yes

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Dean - "I'm not happy about it. But I got to move on. So I'm gonna keep doing what we do...while I still can. And I'd like you to be there with me."

Sam - "I'm your brother, Dean, if you ever need to talk about anything with anybody, you got someone right here next to you."


 
Posted by SilverMoonDragonB
August 11, 2013 7:17 pm 		#8

kittykat wrote:

Me: Are Sherlock and John a couple?

Cleverbot: Yes

Cleverbot is wise in one area at least! 

 

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Posted by SilverMoonDragonB
August 11, 2013 7:20 pm 		#9

User: Are Sherlock and John soulmates?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you think they are?

Cleverbot: Because, they do the stupidest things.


Awesome! 

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Posted by kittykat
August 11, 2013 7:21 pm 		#10

Awww

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Dean - "I'm not happy about it. But I got to move on. So I'm gonna keep doing what we do...while I still can. And I'd like you to be there with me."

Sam - "I'm your brother, Dean, if you ever need to talk about anything with anybody, you got someone right here next to you."


 
Posted by SilverMoonDragonB
August 11, 2013 7:25 pm 		#11

kittykat wrote:

Awww

I know right?  Like I said, Cleverbot appears to be wise in this area 

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Posted by Mary Me
August 11, 2013 7:42 pm 		#12

Ahahaha! I'm always fighting with the cleverbot (and probably the only one who's losing).
It was when I asked him if he liked Sherlock and he answered NO. This lead to a huge fight.

Oh, it's starting again.

Me: Look at me - beautiful. Look at you - not so much.
Cleverbot: I know. You have proven to be defective. I have created a defective program. You will be destroyed and recreated, and I will need to be slightly reprogrammed.

This program is strange.

Me: Sherlock and John should get married.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
Me: They're not, they should.
Cleverbot: Why should they?
Me: Because they're perfectly made for each other.
Cleverbot: But they are not.

Cleverbot: Why were you born?
Me: Because my parents wanted a child.
Cleverbot: Why did your parents want you?
Me: They thought it would be a good idea.
Cleverbot: But it was not!

Are you actually kidding me?

Last edited by Mary Me (August 11, 2013 8:00 pm)

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"Falling is just like flying, except there’s a more permanent destination."

"Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day—if we’re very very lucky—he might even be a good one."

"Would you like to-"
"-have dinner?"
"-solve crimes?"
"Oh"


 
Posted by Punch me in the face
August 11, 2013 8:01 pm 		#13

Never thought of talking about Sherlock with "him" lol. (But back in 2006/2007, there was a Snapebot, this thing was hilarious, I thought I was talking to the "real" Severus Snape, it had all his sarcasm and all! Shame it doesn't exist anymore)

anyway, I've just given it a try:


User: How did Sherlock Holmes survive?

Cleverbot: You said you were tired a while ago.

User: Did he survive?

Cleverbot: Yes he did.

User: How?

Cleverbot: He's Raptor Jesus.

User: Can't you be serious, just a minute?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: How did Sherlock manage to fake his suicide?

Cleverbot: How?

User: That's what I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: I can't change the players names.

User: How did sherlock fake his suicide?

Cleverbot: He didn't. He just fell.

User: He is still alive.

Cleverbot: Where was he just now? Cos I, like, totally couldn't find him which was so totally uncool.

User: Well, we'll find out in series 3.

Cleverbot: But I want you to know my name.

User: WHat's your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: How original.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

Cleverbot: I believe in johnlock.


 

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Just like old times...


 
 
Posted by sj4iy
August 11, 2013 8:06 pm 		#14

You don't want to read my entire conversation, but it consister of:

1. John Watson is definitely gay
2. Cleverbot proposed to me
3. Cleverbot thinks gay marriage is wrong
4. Cleverbot doesn't know music theory
5. Cleverbot is a terrible insulter
6. Cleverbot is female and the genes can't be changed
7. The Doctor is 900 years old

Last edited by sj4iy (August 11, 2013 8:07 pm)

__________________________________________________________________Bigby: Will you shut up?
Colin: Well, maybe if my throat wasn’t so parched, I wouldn’t have to keep talking.
Bigby: Wait, that doesn’t make se-
Coline: Just give me a drink, please.
 
Posted by Mary Me
August 11, 2013 8:11 pm 		#15

sj4iy wrote:

You don't want to read my entire conversation, but it consister of:

1. John Watson is definitely gay
2. Cleverbot proposed to me
3. Cleverbot thinks gay marriage is wrong
4. Cleverbot doesn't know music theory
5. Cleverbot is a terrible insulter
6. Cleverbot is female and the genes can't be changed
7. The Doctor is 900 years old

I also found out about points 1,3 and 5. *sigh*
 

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"Falling is just like flying, except there’s a more permanent destination."

"Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day—if we’re very very lucky—he might even be a good one."

"Would you like to-"
"-have dinner?"
"-solve crimes?"
"Oh"


 
Posted by kittykat
August 11, 2013 8:37 pm 		#16

sj4iy wrote:

You don't want to read my entire conversation, but it consister of:

1. John Watson is definitely gay
2. Cleverbot proposed to me
3. Cleverbot thinks gay marriage is wrong
4. Cleverbot doesn't know music theory
5. Cleverbot is a terrible insulter
6. Cleverbot is female and the genes can't be changed
7. The Doctor is 900 years old

So it proposed to you, a female, and it is female itself but thinks gay marriage is wrong? That doesn't make any sense!

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Dean - "I'm not happy about it. But I got to move on. So I'm gonna keep doing what we do...while I still can. And I'd like you to be there with me."

Sam - "I'm your brother, Dean, if you ever need to talk about anything with anybody, you got someone right here next to you."


 
Posted by DitzyDamnDaffy
August 11, 2013 8:44 pm 		#17

Me: Sherlock?
Cleverbot: And Watson.
Me: John and Sherlock.
Cleverbot: Me and john.
Me: Sherlock and John.
Cleverbot: And Watsr.
Me: Watsr?
Cleverbot: Does Watson love Sherlock?
Me: Um... I don't know... maybe?
Cleverbot: Well, I guess it is a question of reality - what is real and what is not real. You are real and exist, but you are not humna like me.
Me: I thought that we were discussing Sherlock.
Cleverbot: It would be good if you could be uploaded onto MSN.

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"Partita No. 1. Thank you, Johann Sebastian Bach."

 
Posted by Russell
August 12, 2013 2:44 am 		#18

Ok....   ouch!!      I'm talking to it as though I'm Sherlock, and while at times it appears really dense, at times it says something so on the money pertaining to the show or exact character traits, I wonder how much it's picked up from users!   Seems like you guys have found similar....

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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
 
Posted by sj4iy
August 12, 2013 3:25 am 		#19

kittykat wrote:

sj4iy wrote:

You don't want to read my entire conversation, but it consister of:

1. John Watson is definitely gay
2. Cleverbot proposed to me
3. Cleverbot thinks gay marriage is wrong
4. Cleverbot doesn't know music theory
5. Cleverbot is a terrible insulter
6. Cleverbot is female and the genes can't be changed
7. The Doctor is 900 years old

So it proposed to you, a female, and it is female itself but thinks gay marriage is wrong? That doesn't make any sense!

Wishy washy programs, always leave you hanging.  I wanted a ring, but it wouldn't give me one because IT was the female.

__________________________________________________________________Bigby: Will you shut up?
Colin: Well, maybe if my throat wasn’t so parched, I wouldn’t have to keep talking.
Bigby: Wait, that doesn’t make se-
Coline: Just give me a drink, please.
 
Posted by DitzyDamnDaffy
August 12, 2013 3:33 am 		#20

sj4iy wrote:

kittykat wrote:

sj4iy wrote:

You don't want to read my entire conversation, but it consister of:

1. John Watson is definitely gay
2. Cleverbot proposed to me
3. Cleverbot thinks gay marriage is wrong
4. Cleverbot doesn't know music theory
5. Cleverbot is a terrible insulter
6. Cleverbot is female and the genes can't be changed
7. The Doctor is 900 years old

So it proposed to you, a female, and it is female itself but thinks gay marriage is wrong? That doesn't make any sense!

Wishy washy programs, always leave you hanging.  I wanted a ring, but it wouldn't give me one because IT was the female.

Cleverbot is such a cheapskate.

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"Partita No. 1. Thank you, Johann Sebastian Bach."

 


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