Cute.... seen a lot of variations floating around. I like one that had mainly elevator items on it... #4 reminded me of it! It included such ones as 'stand in the corner facing the wall and never get off', 'say 'ding!' loudly at each floor', 'peer suspiciously at the person next to you every so often. especially if you have a small box with you to stroke and mutter 'it's alright, they won't kill you'' and, of course, have an enthusiastic conversation with yourself. ;D
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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope!
Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!
I'm working my way up the greasy pole. It's… very greasy. And… pole-shaped.