Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have the pleasure to be your cabin attendant today because mum is sorting our someone, I mean something, on the flight deck. In a moment I shall be passing through the cabin with the trolley of a selection of cheeses for you to choose from. Please take a moment to study the list which has been provided for your convenience to help you choose the cheese of your choice. Thank you for your attention. Here goes...
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
