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May 25, 2012 10:32 pm  #21


Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club

Q. What did Sherlock give Molly for Christmas?

A.  He gave her  Irene's phone. 

Q.. How did Sherlock get that badge from Lestrade?


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May 26, 2012 1:14 am  #22


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Q.. How did Sherlock get that badge from Lestrade?

A: After a very long night of drinks and nicotine patches.



Q: Will Molly ever find true love?


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Mycroft’s popularity doesn’t surprise me at all. He is, after all, incredibly beautiful, clever and well-dressed. And beautiful. Did I mention that?
--Mark Gatiss

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
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May 26, 2012 12:47 pm  #23


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Q: Will Molly ever find true love?
A: Have you SEEN the way she looks at Anderson!? 

Q: What is the ONE thing Sherlock is afraid of?


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May 26, 2012 1:00 pm  #24


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Q: What is the ONE thing Sherlock is afraid of?

A: Have you SEEN Anderson?






Q: Have you SEEN Anderson?


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Also, please note that sentences can also end in full stops. The exclamation mark can be overused.
Sherlock Holmes 28 March 13:08

Mycroft’s popularity doesn’t surprise me at all. He is, after all, incredibly beautiful, clever and well-dressed. And beautiful. Did I mention that?
--Mark Gatiss

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
 

May 26, 2012 2:27 pm  #25


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Q: Have you SEEN Anderson?

A: Uh-huh, and I'm still having therapy! (I've got a psychosomatic twitch and everything!!!)


Q: Why does Molly keep refreshing her lipstick?


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

May 26, 2012 3:43 pm  #26


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Q: Why does Molly keep refreshing her lipstick?
A: She keeps licking her lips at the Cumberbum




Q: Where does Kitty Riley go out nightclubbing?


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Also, please note that sentences can also end in full stops. The exclamation mark can be overused.
Sherlock Holmes 28 March 13:08

Mycroft’s popularity doesn’t surprise me at all. He is, after all, incredibly beautiful, clever and well-dressed. And beautiful. Did I mention that?
--Mark Gatiss

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
 

May 26, 2012 5:31 pm  #27


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Q: Where does Kitty Riley go out nightclubbing?

A: Tiger Tiger, London

Q: Which club is Mycroft a member of?


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May 26, 2012 9:49 pm  #28


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A: weight watchers
Q:why was there a head in Sherlocks fridge


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May 26, 2012 10:14 pm  #29


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Q:why was there a head in Sherlocks fridge?

A: Where else is he supposed to put it?

Q: What is Mycroft's favorite drink?

 

May 26, 2012 10:27 pm  #30


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Q: What is Mycroft's favorite drink?

A: Apple juice (disguised as Talisker)


Q: What was inside Irene's camera phone?


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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

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May 27, 2012 2:02 am  #31


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Q: What was inside Irene's camera phone?


A:  Three little screws, named  I  O   U. 


Q   Why was the Cluedo Game Board hanging on the wall of Sherlock's apartment?  (see Scandal)


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May 27, 2012 10:45 am  #32


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Q: Why was the Cluedo Game Board hanging on the wall of Sherlock's apartment?

A: Because Mrs Hudson thought it was a proper decoration.


Q: What sport does Mycroft like to practise?


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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

http://lavellesmiscellany.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/irene-adler.jpg?w=490&amp;h=200&amp;crop=1
 

May 27, 2012 1:24 pm  #33


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Q. What was inside Irene's camera phone?

A. A battery.

Q. Why does John always have to pay for taxis?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
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May 28, 2012 12:34 am  #34


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there are two questions in here  that need to be answered;  both were asked  by different players.   I'll  answer them both,  and then I'll ask my  own,  to keep the game afloat.   

Q: What sport does Mycroft like to practise?

A.  Quidditch.   


Q. Why does John always have to pay for taxis?

A.  Because the cabbies like John's money better.   

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A  Why did Sherlock get thrown in the jail cell?

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May 28, 2012 10:40 am  #35


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Q. Why did Sherlock get thrown in the jail cell?

A. Because he wanted a throne of his own.

Q. Why did Sherlock shoot the wall?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
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May 28, 2012 3:17 pm  #36


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Q. Why did Sherlock shoot the wall?
A: he aimed for Anderson and missed!

Q: What does Moriarty actually owe Sherlock?


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

May 28, 2012 8:44 pm  #37


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Q:what does Moriarty actually owe Sherlock
A:money ( he bought a pink sparkly dress)

Q:what products does Moriarty use in his hair?


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May 28, 2012 9:00 pm  #38


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Q. What products does Moriarty use in his hair?

A. Just for Men and Kings Animal Forming Hair Cream.

Q. What did they sell at The Lucky Cat?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
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May 28, 2012 11:02 pm  #39


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Q. What did they sell at The Lucky Cat?


A   They sold Unlucky cats that had automatic curses for their new owners.   


Q.   What happened when John tried to use his card at the grocery store?


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May 29, 2012 2:06 pm  #40


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Q.   What happened when John tried to use his card at the grocery store?

A. He realized he had left it at home, locked in Sherlock's desk drawer, and so he had to give the store an I O U.

Q. How did Sherlock recognize members of the Black Lotus Tong?


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