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- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A Because his wife will not like 
Q What did Sherlock ever see in Molly?
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- Mattlocked
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
Q. Why didn't Sherlock buy a lucky cat?
A. Because John's made of kittens already. 
Q. Did Moriarty buy a lucky cat?
Sorry,I was too slow. So we go for this:
Q What did Sherlock ever see in Molly?
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- jenosborn
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
Q. What did Sherlock ever see in Molly?
A. He appreciates her amazing talent as a punk rock drummer.
Q. Which superhero does Mycroft most admire?
- Davina
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. Iceman.
Q. Which superhero does Moriarty most admire?
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- sherlockskitty
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
Q. Which superhero does Moriarty most admire?
A He admires catwoman the most.
Q Why has no one rented apartment 221C yet?
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Q Why has no one rented apartment 221C yet?
A It would be too quiet and boring living in the same house as SH
Q Why doesn't Mycroft frequent cafe's?
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- besleybean
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
(Hope I'm playing this right!)
A. Because they're too exclusive for him.
Q, What is Lestrade's division?
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- Davina
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. The cream cake and cup of tea division.
Q. Who is Sally Donovan's favourite man?
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- besleybean
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. Sherlock.
Q. Why didn't Moriarty like getting his hands dirty?
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- Davina
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. Because his middle name was Marigold. (The other non-Brits on the forum are going to think I'm mad probably for putting that!)
Q. What is Moriarty's favourite colour?
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- besleybean
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. PINK of course!
Q. Which kind of light is John's favourite?
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- sherlockskitty
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
Q. Which kind of light is John's favourite?
A. A Spotlight, of course.
Q. What did Mrs. Hudson do to Sherlock's Skull?
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. Dusted it, of course!
Q. What is John's favourite kind of date?
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- CarlPowers
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Q. What is John's favourite kind of date?
A. Dinner, and a little magic show.
Q. Where does Lestrade like to go on holiday?
- tiharoa
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Q. What is John's favourite kind of date?
A. Chocolate dipped date with spirited filling.... at Christmas.
Q. Who's laundering all that silk at 221B?
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- besleybean
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A1. Baskerville Moor.
A2. Mrs Hudson, of course.
Q. Who cleans Anderson's floors?(Sorry, have we already had this?!)
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- Jayie
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
Ooo, this looks like fun! *joins in *
A. No one, he has to do it himself
Q. Why doesn't Sherlock have any friends?
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"You're so nice
You're not good, you're not bad
You're just nice
I'm not good, I'm not nice
I'm just right
I'm the witch
You're the world" - The Witch, Into the Woods
- besleybean
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. Because he doesn't belong to a social network?!
Q. Why is Henry rich?
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- sherlockskitty
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Q. Why is Henry rich?
A. Because his great uncle was a man in a blue box, who kept going back in time to get more money.
Q. What did Sherlock say about Lestrade's wife?
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Thread Starter- Jayie
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Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club
A. That he hoped they were happy and wished them hundreds of fat children (anyone who understands this refference is awesome.)
Q. What did Moriarty say would happen if Sherlock didn't stop prying?
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"You're so nice
You're not good, you're not bad
You're just nice
I'm not good, I'm not nice
I'm just right
I'm the witch
You're the world" - The Witch, Into the Woods
