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Holmes: "Watson, cheer up! We're in a first class compartment on the Orient Express,
there's been an excellent murder, and we've got that annoying Poirot locked up in the loo.
The game's afoot!"
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CarlPowers wrote:
and we've got that annoying Poirot locked up in the loo.
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
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We are all wicked evil woman. 
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- CarlPowers
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We are all wicked evil woman.
yes indeed!
- nakahara
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And now that we mentioned Orient Express...
JOHN: (gasps) Holmes! Holmes! The train that just passed us! I looked into one of the windows and there it was! A woman was being murdered there! Oh, the horror, the horror!
SHERLOCK: Please, ignore this, Watson. It´s just a dirty competition.
JOHN: But...but...murder...
SHERLOCK: It´s just another of Agatha Christie´s provocations. I knew these tickets to 4:50 from Paddington she sent us were somewhat fishy....
JOHN: Oh....
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- Yitzock
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Poor Poirot, but that was funny!
And Agathat Christie! I love this inter-universe detective stuff!
Clueing for looks.
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Sherlock: "Don't be nervous, John. Like I told you, I've calculated everything perfectly. Once we've passed through this wormhole, we'll land in future London, see a registrar and get married!"
Aaaawwww......So romantic, dear.
I want that wormhole, please... 
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Sherlock: 96,97,98,99,100! Coming, ready or not!
John (to himself): Hahaha, he'll never find me under that new hat and moustache...
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- NoSheetSherlock
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Sherlock: 96,97,98,99,100! Coming, ready or not!
John (to himself): Hahaha, he'll never find me under that new hat and moustache...
Hahaha !!
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Thread Starter- Harriet
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Great one, mrshouse! 
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Superb!
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I love that one, mrshouse!
Clueing for looks.
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You're all brilliant fun--- any more? Winner on Sunday!
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JOHN: Sherlock, what are we doing on this train?
SHERLOCK: It's my train of thought, John. Next stop, the Glasshouse of Subtext, where we will have an awkward conversation about my impulses.
JOHN: Oh, right. Should I bring my gun?
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Oh ukaunz, that is perfect!
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- ukaunz
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Why thank you 
It took me all week to think of what I could do with "train of thought."
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- mrshouse
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Lovely one, ukaunz.
It's so nice that there are more contributions again, it's such good fun. 
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Great one, Amber
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Love this. Clever and naughty at the same time. 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 99
So many great ones this week! Unfortunately only one winner, so please know that you all came
in a very close second place.
As much as I enjoyed the rides on the Hogwarts and Orient Expresses, locking up Poirot in the loo,
Thomas the Tank Engine and friends.. not to mention the brilliant Train of Thought,
disguises under that moustache and hat...and that these all point to fun in the 'Mile Long Club',..
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BUT... this time....
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I just couldn't resist.......... ...
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the envelope please...........
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And the Oscar goes to..............................
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JOHN: I never imagined that Tardis would be this small from the inside, to be honest...
SHERLOCK: Shhh, John... prepare yourself. We will launch into the space in a minute.
Congratulations nakahara!!!! Looking forward to what you come up with for the 100th entry!
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