Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
The Skull (confiscation of)
Unsavoury craftsmen with tool boxes of unknown contents entering the house with dangerous ladders

Vicious visitors who want to burn the heart out of your tenant.

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
The Skull (confiscation of)
Unsavoury craftsmen with tool boxes of unknown contents entering the house with dangerous ladders
Vicious visitors who want to burn the heart out of your tenant.
Wicked spider attacking defenseless apple with jack knife

Xenophobia hypnotherapy sessions

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
The Skull (confiscation of)
Unsavoury craftsmen with tool boxes of unknown contents entering the house with dangerous ladders
Vicious visitors who want to burn the heart out of your tenant.
Wicked spider attacking defenseless apple with jack knife
Xenophobia hypnotherapy sessions
Yellow paint sprayed onto unique ancient Victorian wallpaper

Zenith of impertinence: faking suicide without paying the rent

Harriet wrote:

LOL, QE, what a remarkable end! 

Yes!! AND leaving all the stuff behind and she has to get rid of all that somehow. 

What would he do without his house,er, landlady? Oh, and back to the game, what shall we do next?

Last edited by horserider99 (January 4, 2013 6:33 pm)

I have a few ideas what to try next - anyone else?

Something for true Geeks:   Microorganisms you will find in 221B.

For a little help, form Wikipedia:

"Microorganisms are very diverse; they include all of the prokaryotes, namely the bacteria and archaea; and various forms of eukaryote, comprising the protozoa, fungi, algae, microscopic plants (green algae), and animals such as rotifers and planarians.
Some microbiologists also classify viruses as microorganisms, but others consider these as non-living."

Ok, true Geeks wouldn't need this little help  So: Viruses are admitted, it's up to you whether you name them or not.

And I start with:

Aspergillus fumigatus

Microorganisms you will find in 221B

Aspergillus fumigatus
Babesia (a dangerous blood parasite)
Clostridium botulinum (for scientific research only!)

Microorganisms you will find in 221B

Aspergillus fumigatus
Babesia (a dangerous blood parasite)
Clostridium botulinum (for scientific research only!)
Dobrava-Belgrade virus (commonly found in mice.)

E.Coli (everyone's favorite coli)

Microorganisms you will find in 221B

Aspergillus fumigatus
Babesia (a dangerous blood parasite)
Clostridium botulinum (for scientific research only!)
Dobrava-Belgrade virus (commonly found in mice.)
E.Coli (everyone's favorite coli)

Fusarium domesticum (a fungus found in cheese)