"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge

"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge

Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)

(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)

Last edited by QuiteExtraordinary (January 2, 2013 9:03 pm)

"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)     (in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)
Jammed and thus damaged doors

"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors (snap Harriet)

Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room

Jam in the carpet... well she *hopes* it's jam anyway

Scratch that, damn you're all fast.

Marks on the kitchen surfaces.

Last edited by Mnemosyne (January 2, 2013 10:27 pm)

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours

Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper

Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.

Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones

Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)

Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use
Footprints on furniture
Grabbing mince pies from landlady's fridge
Heads in her fridge
Intention to have sexual intercourse on furniture unsuitable for this purpose (twice!)(in the hope that everybody gets the meaning)(you know, that's one of the things you spontaneously post and like ten seconds later wish you didn't )(maybe replace it by "Inviting sex worker over for dinner"? Well, doesn't sound much better, does it? Poor Mrs Hudson.)
Jahria Diamond fight sword damage to furniture plus jammed and thus damaged doors
Knocking Americans unconscious in the sitting-room
Loathsome stains in (not just on!) the carpet
Marks on the kitchen surfaces.
Nerve-wracking violin play in the early morning hours
Omitting meals and tea prepared by not-your-housekeeper
Psychic trauma caused by the things above and: mess everywhere all the time, getting attacked by strangers in own house, being shouted at several times, drugs busts...... etc. etc.
Quantities of biscuits, cakes, sandwiches, etc. consumed by John to calm his nerves
Rude ring tones
Surveillance of private property by government (and sometimes criminal masterminds)
The Skull (confiscation of)
Unsavoury craftsmen with tool boxes of unknown contents entering the house with dangerous ladders