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Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
Last edited by Mnemosyne (December 28, 2012 3:52 pm)
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
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Opium is legal
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
Violins to be played any time of the day.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
Violins to be played any time of the day.
Whole lab at St Barts at your disposal.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
Violins to be played any time of the day.
Whole lab at St Barts at your disposal.
Xmas parties are cancelled.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
Violins to be played any time of the day.
Whole lab at St Barts at your disposal.
Xmas parties are cancelled.
Younger siblings may do what they like and must not listen to their older brothers.
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Rules of the fantasy world Sherlock would like to live in:
Anderson never talks.
Boredom is prohibited
Coffee is always served black with two sugars
Death comes frequently... And it's always murder.
Empty plates and dishes during cases
Fine cashmere scarves to be worn at all times
Girlfriends don't exist (especially not John's)
Hounds are always gigantic
Interference by Mycroft is obsolete.
John buys milk
Knights always need help.
Lestrade always has interesting cases and only does the paperwork while Sherlock solves the crimes and chases the killers (and John blogs about it).
Moriarty keeps coming back. Never a dull moment.
No tedious Tube trips.
Opium is legal
"Pirate" is a nationally accredited teaching profession.
Quavers are the traditional British dinner.
Rude behaviour is acceptable.
Smoking is healthy.
Tea is always with an arch enemy.
Unsolved mysteries in abundance. No dull waiting periods.
Violins to be played any time of the day.
Whole lab at St Barts at your disposal.
Xmas parties are cancelled.
Younger siblings may do what they like and must not listen to their older brothers.
Zero risk of being caught while stealing Lestrade's identity cards.
That was a nice list. What a wonderful world ... for Sherlock.
What's next?
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How about
"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill:" (with your latest fic, QE, you should be an expert )
Last edited by Harriet (January 1, 2013 10:38 pm)
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"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
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"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
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"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
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"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
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"What Mrs Hudson adds to her bill":
Abuse of innocent kitchen equipment for unappetising experiments
Broken bins
Christmas refusal of wearing antlers
Door bell shooting
Excessive indoor weapon use