BUMPS? wtf?????

There was a suspicious cup of coffee in the kitchen, left deliberately by Sherlock on the counter. By accident, John drank it. And then...

...all went black and an hour later John woke up in Sherlock's bed.
....Bumps started to appear in mysterious places on John's body.
... coffee made him happy. Very happy. And relaxed. Very relaxed.
....dark red flames burst from the corners of the room and while John watched them, mesmerised, Sherlock stole some French kisses from his dopey self.

....electric eels attacked John in the sitting room.  At least that's what he thought until he realized he was fighting with the cord to his lap top.
 

Last edited by tonnaree (April 21, 2015 3:21 pm)

nakahara wrote:

I can envision that!

 
It's fun to imagine John tripping.  

There was a suspicious cup of coffee in the kitchen, left deliberately by Sherlock on the counter. By accident, John drank it. And then...

...all went black and an hour later John woke up in Sherlock's bed.
....Bumps started to appear in mysterious places on John's body.
... coffee made him happy. Very happy. And relaxed. Very relaxed.
....dark red flames burst from the corners of the room and while John watched them, mesmerised, Sherlock stole some French kisses from his dopey self.
....electric eels attacked John in the sitting room.  At least that's what he thought until he realized he was fighting with the cord to his lap top.
... frickle frackle! (Since I still have this particular sig ;-)

......Giggle fits.  John was suddenly overcome by massive giggle fits.
 

FABULOUS!  *high fives Harriett*

There was a suspicious cup of coffee in the kitchen, left deliberately by Sherlock on the counter. By accident, John drank it. And then...

...all went black and an hour later John woke up in Sherlock's bed.
....Bumps started to appear in mysterious places on John's body.
... coffee made him happy. Very happy. And relaxed. Very relaxed.
....dark red flames burst from the corners of the room and while John watched them, mesmerised, Sherlock stole some French kisses from his dopey self.
....electric eels attacked John in the sitting room.  At least that's what he thought until he realized he was fighting with the cord to his lap top.
... frickle frackle! (Since I still have this particular sig ;-)
......Giggle fits.  John was suddenly overcome by massive giggle fits.
... heteronormative thoughts came to an abrupt end

… immediately went to the next lingerie store and bought a jumbo package of red pants
 

There was a suspicious cup of coffee in the kitchen, left deliberately by Sherlock on the counter. By accident, John drank it. And then...

...all went black and an hour later John woke up in Sherlock's bed.
....Bumps started to appear in mysterious places on John's body.
... coffee made him happy. Very happy. And relaxed. Very relaxed.
....dark red flames burst from the corners of the room and while John watched them, mesmerised, Sherlock stole some French kisses from his dopey self.
....electric eels attacked John in the sitting room.  At least that's what he thought until he realized he was fighting with the cord to his lap top.
... frickle frackle! (Since I still have this particular sig ;-)
......Giggle fits.  John was suddenly overcome by massive giggle fits.
... heteronormative thoughts came to an abrupt end
… immediately went to the next lingerie store and bought a jumbo package of red pants

....John was disappointed that it really was a simple cup of coffee and no frickle-frackle ensued - he didn´t speak to Sherlock for two days because of that.
 

here was a suspicious cup of coffee in the kitchen, left deliberately by Sherlock on the counter. By accident, John drank it. And then...

...all went black and an hour later John woke up in Sherlock's bed.
....Bumps started to appear in mysterious places on John's body.
... coffee made him happy. Very happy. And relaxed. Very relaxed.
....dark red flames burst from the corners of the room and while John watched them, mesmerised, Sherlock stole some French kisses from his dopey self.
....electric eels attacked John in the sitting room.  At least that's what he thought until he realized he was fighting with the cord to his lap top.
... frickle frackle! (Since I still have this particular sig ;-)
......Giggle fits.  John was suddenly overcome by massive giggle fits.
... heteronormative thoughts came to an abrupt end
… immediately went to the next lingerie store and bought a jumbo package of red pants
....John was disappointed that it really was a simple cup of coffee and no frickle-frackle ensued - he didn´t speak to Sherlock for two days because of that.

....kneeling down was required to finally, finally propose properly to Sherlock and ensure he would be served this delicious coffee for the rest of his life.

Wonderfully poetic, Harriet   
But where is LIEBE?

mrshouse wrote:

Wonderfully poetic, Harriet
But where is LIEBE?

 
LIEBE?   *dumb american*