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- Schmiezi
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste
X-linked mutations of frontal brain lobes
Yellow pus from god knows where
Zero food
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"Quick, man, if you love me."
- tonnaree
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I am so proud of this round. 
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Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- tonnaree
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Next round? Anyone? You know if you leave me to come up with something it will be either dirty or gross.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- mrshouse
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Did we have something like that already?
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Did we have something like that already?
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- SusiGo
- The game is never over (moderator)
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- Posts: 22,965
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- tonnaree
- The "B" is SILENT! (Mod)
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- SusiGo
- The game is never over (moderator)
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- Registered: June 5, 2012
- Posts: 22,965
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- mrshouse
- Stayin' Alive
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- Posts: 3,802
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- Schmiezi
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- From: NRW, Germany
- Registered: August 10, 2012
- Posts: 5,478
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
I did not use the f word, lalalala! But boy, it was rather hard to resist.
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I still believe that love conquers all!
"Quick, man, if you love me."
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
tonnaree 
mrshouse aaawww!
Schmiezi Brave Girl!
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- tonnaree
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- Registered: May 31, 2013
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- nakahara
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- Posts: 11,979
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- tonnaree
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- From: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Registered: May 31, 2013
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- SusiGo
- The game is never over (moderator)
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- From: Germany
- Registered: June 5, 2012
- Posts: 22,965
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
John being taken to task by Harry and her new partner
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- nakahara
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
John being taken to task by Harry and her new partner
Keeling over from overwork, John has to recover at Baker Street, because Mary has no idea how to care for him
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- Harriet
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- Registered: August 24, 2012
- Posts: 9,887
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
John being taken to task by Harry and her new partner
Keeling over from overwork, John has to recover at Baker Street, because Mary has no idea how to care for him
Let nature take its course...
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- Vhanja
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
John being taken to task by Harry and her new partner
Keeling over from overwork, John has to recover at Baker Street, because Mary has no idea how to care for him
Let nature take its course...
Mycroft, of course...
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
How to reunite Sherlock and John at 221b again
Awakening from a bad dream.
Boring lives without each other become too hard to bear with.
Could not resist the arguments of Mrs Turner's married ones.
Drag John up the stairs kicking and screaming "I'm not gay"!
Enlightenment that it's meant to be since 1895
Force them to declare their love for each other, then watch how they move back together
Gather up John's favorite jumpers and refuse to give them back until he moves back in.
Hoist John over Sherlock´s shoulder and letting Sherlock to carry him into his old bedroom.
Intervention with Molly, Hudders and Lestrade.
John being taken to task by Harry and her new partner
Keeling over from overwork, John has to recover at Baker Street, because Mary has no idea how to care for him
Let nature take its course...
Mycroft, of course...
Not nearly fast enough.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
