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- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- mrshouse
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- mrshouse
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Anybody wants to proceed with P? 
*where is tonnaree when we need her??*
Last edited by mrshouse (March 2, 2015 10:00 am)
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- tonnaree
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
I *knew* this would happen ... 
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- Schmiezi
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- Registered: August 10, 2012
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Why the hell did I keep myself from posting one of the penis ideas I had in mind??? 
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- Harriet
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- From: 110A Piccadilly
- Registered: August 24, 2012
- Posts: 9,887
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- tonnaree
- The "B" is SILENT! (Mod)
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- From: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Registered: May 31, 2013
- Posts: 9,270
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- mrshouse
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- Registered: January 16, 2014
- Posts: 3,802
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
------------------------------------------------------------
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Now, this would be rather interesting than off-putting?
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- mrshouse
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- Posts: 3,802
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Maybe depending on mother and baby? 
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- tonnaree
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- From: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Registered: May 31, 2013
- Posts: 9,270
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- mrshouse
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- Registered: January 16, 2014
- Posts: 3,802
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Last edited by mrshouse (March 3, 2015 9:44 am)
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- Mattlocked
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
*jumps in*
This game is disgusting.
*jumps out*
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- mrshouse
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Definitely. It's great, isn't it?
Join us, Mattlocked, there's only five to go.
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- Mattlocked
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Hm.... okay.....
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
__________________________________
"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
- mrshouse
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- Posts: 3,802
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Eouw... 
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- gently69
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- Posts: 6,646
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste
Last edited by gently69 (March 3, 2015 12:19 pm)
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- mrshouse
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste
X-linked mutations of frontal brain lobes
------------------------------------------------------------
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- tonnaree
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- From: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Registered: May 31, 2013
- Posts: 9,270
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.
Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste
X-linked mutations of frontal brain lobes
Yellow pus from god knows where
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
