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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
I think your future is no longer my privilege
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
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I somehow get the impression that we do not think this was surgery.
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But I have the feeling that Mofftiss wants us to believe this! Argh!
Will think about a loving one, in case one of the forum members who like her drop by.
Hm...
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I actually like her... but I couldn't come up with one...
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
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That was a good one, mrshouse.
"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
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Susi,
"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
Visiting hours, when?
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"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"
Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
Visiting hours, when?
Watsons just don't shoot at their Holmes, that's it.
Last edited by QuiteExtraordinary (April 4, 2014 6:56 pm)
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QE, that's brilliant!