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This list could be a nice idea for a fanfic:
"26 ways Sherlock tried to announce his return" (...and how it turned out quite differently.)

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"Ways Sherlock Could Announce His Return"
Advertisement in "The Onion"
Bamber Boozler mentions it on Teletext.
CNN
Deducting the weather
Email to m0r1arty (our treasured British Government)
Fox News (resisting obvious comment)
Get-together with Kitty Riley
Heat! magazine exclusive (Sherlock bares all!)
In person, loudly, at the Diogenes Club
Jumping back into John's life (since he jumped out)
Kicking down Lestrade's front door, announcing it's a drugs bust.
Letterman show.
Moving into Buckingham Palace (with Mycroft's help) and announcing himself "King for a Day"
Notice board in the foyer of New Scotland Yard
"Obvious!" No announcement required.
Press (Presenting Perfect Publicity)
Quavers ad on TV ("Everything you will need for a future lunch with me")
guestbook
sherlock.boardhost.com
Tumblr and Twitter
Undressing in Buckingham Palace
Valentine's card to Donovan
With a plane towing a banner saying, "I'm not dead. John, let's have dinner."
Xmas phone call to Mrs Hudson (with put on antlers; playing the violin without words)
Yelling from the top of St. Bart's, to the melody of The Last Unicorn, "I'm alive! I'm alive!"
Zip wiring down from Buckingham Palace's roof with a corgi under his arm
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So what about...
Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like:
Analyse That
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like:
Analyse That
Big Miracle

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors ![]()
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)

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ovies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)
Minority Report

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)
Minority Report
Notes on a Scandal/ Nice Guy Johnny/ Nothing is Private (couldn't choose between these!)
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)
Minority Report
Notes on a Scandal/ Nice Guy Johnny/ Nothing is Private (couldn't choose between these!)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)
Minority Report
Notes on a Scandal/ Nice Guy Johnny/ Nothing is Private (couldn't choose between these!)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Perfect Opposites

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Movies for John (not that he'd necessarily like them but appropriate like):
Analyse That
Big Miracle
Circus of Horrors
Day the Earth stood still, The
Eagle Eye (Sherlock's)
Forrest Gump
Godfather, The (thinking of Mycroft)
Hunger Games (Sherlock's not been to the supermarket again!)
In The Heat Of The Night
Jumper
King And I (The)
Longest Day, The (case still not solved, Sherlock and John still running around London at 5 a.m., usual stuff)
Minority Report
Notes on a Scandal/ Nice Guy Johnny/ Nothing is Private (couldn't choose between these!)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Perfect Opposites
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