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Thought I'd take a chance and jumpstart this thread! Since I know folks are
busy, including winners. ![]()
Here's a new photo. I'm wondering, what could she be saying???.....
Anxious to hear the answers... let's give it till next Friday.
Go!
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Brilliant idea.
Mummy: "Mikey, there are two more kilos of potatoes waiting to be peeled. On you go!"
Last edited by SusiGo (May 16, 2014 8:40 am)

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Mummy: Don't look away, boys, I will deduce which one of you ate all the fresh mince pies!
Last edited by Harriet (May 16, 2014 8:39 am)
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Mummy: Why are you always arguing? Just once can you two behave like grown-ups?

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Mummy: "And in case you forgot, Mikey: 'M' is for 'Mummy', not for 'Mycroft'."
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"Mycroft, there was a big pudding in front of you a moment ago... where did it disappear?"

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Sherlock: "... not listening, not listening.. not about me... blah blah blah...not listening..."
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Mummy: "Mycroft Holmes, I spent weeks knitting that jumper for you, and you will wear it at dinner!"
Mycroft: *sigh*
Sherlock: *muffles snigger*
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Mummy: "Mike, now you be nice to Mary in her condition. She's your brother's best friend's wife.
God knows I won't be counting on any grandchildren from you two boys."
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Mummy: "Banning your brother into his old child's chair just because you want to appear taller than him is no way to behave, Mikey!"

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wow these are great so far, you guys are so funny!!! keep them coming.. ![]()
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Stonker wrote:
Sherlock: "... not listening, not listening.. not about me... blah blah blah...not listening..."
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Sherlock (thinking): 'Witless babble. I'm putting the two of you on semi-permanent mute.'
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Mummy: "Smoking and lying to your Mummy, on Christmas Eve! What if Santa saw what you just did?!"
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jenosborn wrote:
Mummy: "Mike, now you be nice to Mary in her condition. She's your brother's best friend's wife.
God knows I won't be counting on any grandchildren from you two boys."
Ha! got that right! poor Mummy. ![]()
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I love previous answers![]()
Mummy: Boys, somebody ate my Christmas cake. If I ever find out who, I shall turn absolutely monstrous.
Mycroft (thinking): Calm down, Mycroft... You left no clues... She can't prove anything!
Sherlock (thinking): Was it Einstein who said something about time running faster or slower? I wish I haven't deleted it!
It was something like... if you run really fast, time goes slower. So if I just sit here and don't move...
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Mummy: "Take it from me Mike, line dancing will definitely help keep the weight off, and you'll meet all sorts of new people."
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Brilliant. ![]()

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agreed. and so many other good ones. Anyone else? One more day, and then a winner!.......
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NoSheetSherlock wrote:
Mummy: "Take it from me Mike, line dancing will definitely help keep the weight off, and you'll meet all sorts of new people."
A brilliant one! ![]()

