...and more questions...

So I did a masterpost. Believe it or not, we have 88 so far. The definite proof of … whatever.

What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?
I don't know.

Who are you? What do you do?

Oh, you're rather good. 
You're not so bad. 

Lovely! Sherlock, that was lovely!
Marvellous!

I'm not the first.

But of an enthusiast, are we?

Sorry, John. I win. 

Ah, I‘m used to it. The whole world is wet to my touch.

Well, that was tedious. 

I don‘t mind. 
Me neither. 

For God‘s sake!
Oh, shut up. It‘s quick.

I will call someone. I will have you removed. 

What‘s wrong with my hand?

Does that make me special?

Oh, come on, love. Don‘t be like all the rest. 

Dear Mr Holmes, I can‘t find Bluebell anywhere. Please, please, please, can you help?

So I‘m basically filling in for you skull?

Just this once, dear. 

Is that three patches?

Will you please move your hand?
I long, my darlilng, to know the touch of your ... body.

Am I a pretty lady?

Oh no, please.
Mind if I get that?


Your hand is sweating. 
Always, I‘m afraid. I have a condition. 

I‘m breaking every rule letting you in here. 

Maximum pressure just under the half second. 

Do you know you do that out loud?

Oh, it‘s Christmas. 

Are we done?
You tell me. 

The police don‘t consult amateurs. 

I said: Can you pass me a pen?

You know you never let me touch your things!

I will stop you. 
No, you won‘t. 

I‘m sorry. That‘s not very professional. 
No. No, not really.

No. It‘s really sore. 
You‘re mental you are. 

Hey, du! Was machst du?
Minute.

It feels squishy! Is it supposed to feel squishy?

Don‘t worry. Next date won‘t be like this. 

Still has trust issues. 

You‘re gonna be all right. It‘s over now. It‘s over. 

Look at you, all happy. It‘s not decent. 

This guy here had a trick he used to do. 

That, ah— thing that you did. That you, um, you offered to do. That was, um... good. 

Hey, Sherlock, what are you doing …?
Shh, John, concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Close your eyes. 


Why are we doing this? We never do this.

Look, Sherlock, you‘re doing really well. Don‘t give up now. 

You need to fall on your back!

I can‘t come down, so we‘ll … we‘ll just have to do it like this...

You know, I honestly expected something good. 

Would you like …
… to have dinner?

Solving crimes won‘t be enough. One day he‘ll cross the line. 

Oh, please, can we not do that this time?
Do what?

It‘s all coming out now. It‘s all over.

Want to see some more? 
Oh, God, yes. 

He‘s a man, and good at it. 

You need to get it out. 

Anything elso you can do?
I learned the clarinet at school. 

Where are you?
Stay exactly where you are. Don‘t move. Keep your eyes fixed on me.

No? Okay, my turn. 

See? This one shines a little brighter. 

I am on the case. We‘re both on the case. Look at us right now. 

I need some. Get me some. 

What the hell is this? Chocolate?

Okay. Your way. Always your way. 

How was that? 
Surprisingly okay. 

Part two is more action-based. 

Nice touch.
I haven‘t pulled rank in ages.
Did you enjoy it?
Oh yeah.

It‘s either this or Cluedo.

We‘re gonna get caught.
No, we won‘t.
In five minutes.
Well, not just yet. 

Oh, Sherlock. 
Did I do it wrong?

I‘m not supposed to have a problem with that, no, because Sherlock Holmes thinks it‘s a perfectly OKAY THING TO DO!“

Are you wearing any pants?

I don‘t shave for Sherlock Holmes. 

You know how most days aren‘t good days?
This is a good day. 

Anything else I can do? To assist you, I mean?
Some silence right now would be marvellous. 

I was wondering: maybe later, when you‘re finished … I was wondering if you‘d like to have coffee.

Now, where is it?
What?
You know what. 

I don‘t suppose … um, I mean, I don‘t suppose that you … you wanna have a drink?“

You‘re wearing lipstick. You weren‘t wearing lipstick before. 

I‘ve got two minutes before a Community Support Officer comes round that corner. 

You should get yourself a hobby - stamps, maybe. Model trains. Safer. 

Dull, boring, predictable. 

What are you doing?
Going into battle, John!

How‘s the hip?
Oh, it‘s atrocious, but thanks for asking.

You being funny now?
Thought it might break the ice a bit.

Last edited by SusiGo (March 13, 2014 2:28 pm)

Now we would have to conduct a test, show people the quotes and ask of which scene they are thinking. 

LOL What a nice way of breaking the ice. 

Matt, brilliant!

Yesssss! And I bet Moriarty would have loved Sherlock to.... okay, alright, I'll just shut up.

That masterlist is a great idea, by the way. But I guess you'll have to do lots of updates...
For another one of John's questions, for example:

Thanks for the list, Susi!!
I can check it before I have another go, to make sure I don't repeat anything!

Thanks for the masterlist, Susi! 

Well, perhaps sometimes he needs to be reminded of his "not gay" past 

Well, how do you see this here then?