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Caption Competition Week Eighteen
I have (yet again) been asked to start this for someone. Davina will of course be the judge. 
Have fun.
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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
- Sparrow
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Man: "There. Are you sure you're not cold Benny? This scarf barely covers your neck."
Ben: *torn between amusament and exasperation* "Mom, I know I said I don't want to be seen with my mother on set, but dressing like a strange man is not an alternative!"
Last edited by Sparrow (April 8, 2013 8:45 am)
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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
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Thread Starter- Myraya
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Ben: So? Do you have any plans for tonight after we're done here, honey?
- veecee
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Kitchee-kitchee-koo!
(That's what we say to babies when we tickle them.)
- SusiGo
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Man: "Believe it or not, a woman out there just offered a thousand bucks to take over my job."
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Guy: Tuck in here…. fold in there…. voila, a perfect bow-tie! Now you can be the Doctor!
Ben: Yayy!
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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope!
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
"What do you mean, you're not dead? That's my line!"
"No. I'm Jim Moriarty. And I'll strangle you right now."
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
- CarlPowers
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"Oh Sherlock.... the mess you've made! Here, let me tie it."
- Mattlocked
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Guy: I know "Breathing is boring", but you should leave two fingers space.....
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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
- NoSheetSherlock
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
"Nicely done on that April Fool's joke - I think we all nearly convinced Steven that Series 4 is set to film in Middle Earth!"
- tobeornot221b
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Capman: What if I was to strangle you right now?
Ben: Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face - but of course you wouldn't be able to cherish it for very long. Look at those fan girls over there...
Last edited by tobeornot221b (April 9, 2013 4:24 am)
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Davina
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Sherlock: Yes, well I am smiling because I have this rather nice scarf whereas you have that frankly revolting hat which I assume was a Christmas present from your mother.
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Sparrow
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Davina, aren't you supposed to be the judge this week? Or do you plan to award yourself first place. Sneaky you.
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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
I am judge! Sorry...I just couldn't resist! 
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Sparrow
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Yeah, I understand. I generally post my caption (if I have one) at the end of the contest as not to give (or steal) any ideas to the competitors.
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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Ooops! 
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Sparrow
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
^
Man: "Wha'chu got here?"
Ben: "Yeah, I'm not falling for that again..."
Man: "No really, there's something"
Ben: "No, I'm not looking."
Man: "No, man, seriously, it's huge"
Ben: *looks*
Man: "Gotcha!"
Ben: "Aw damn!"
Guy in the background (one in black): "Oh, c'mon laddie, this is the 10th time today"
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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
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Thread Starter- jenosborn
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Man: Now, keep warm, don't forget your gloves and lunchbox, and remember to be nice to the kids on the playground today.
- Myraya
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Re: Caption Competition Week Eighteen
Man whispering: Listen, this is our last chance to get out of here, when I say run, you run as fast as you can! Watch the fangirls and be careful not to bump into the camera team and the directors. You can make it, don't worry. Now RUN!!!
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Well, they look clean enough... let me smell your breath.
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
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