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February 12, 2013 7:29 pm  #1


Caption Competition Week Fifteen

And now.... Deducing Pictures presents, a brand new, exciting still from their upcoming production.... featuring their famous duo you've all been waiting to see again, in an entirely original new plot of conspiracy and danger!   (or perhaps someone just got bored and took a nap).
So fans, get started!   And tell us what's going on........   Here!


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
 

February 12, 2013 8:27 pm  #2


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"What's that, Sherlock?"
"A picture of me. Case solved - he thudded."


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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …

… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
 

February 12, 2013 9:02 pm  #3


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Hilarious! Don't know how you guys come up with these great captions - each time I look and my mind is a blank.

 

February 12, 2013 9:48 pm  #4


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QuiteExtraordinary wrote:

"What's that, Sherlock?"
"A picture of me. Case solved - he thudded."

 
Considering you crazy girls in certain threads and pertinent to it as of late, I admit, just lol'd at your appropriate caption....  ;D


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
     Thread Starter
 

February 12, 2013 9:59 pm  #5


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John: "A bloody-nosed beetle? No, don't tell me where you found it."


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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 

February 12, 2013 10:29 pm  #6


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As an alternate to QE:

"What's that?"
"Rests of smelling-salt. Found it in his mouth. He should have asked how to use it properly."


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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
 

February 13, 2013 10:20 am  #7


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John: What's that Sherlock?
Sherlock: It is what remains of his good taste, John. I mean, have you seen the colour of those cushions?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

February 15, 2013 2:51 am  #8


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Sherlock, remember this is a crime scene.  Put his eyeball back.

 

February 15, 2013 5:01 am  #9


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"John look it's my missing coat button!!   It's been lost since you let that blogger lady and her friend biscuitbear rummage through my closet..."

 

February 15, 2013 6:25 am  #10


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Sherlock: Well you're the doctor, John. So where do you suggest I put this then?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

February 15, 2013 6:57 am  #11


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"Ewww..."

 

February 15, 2013 8:09 pm  #12


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Exactly what I was soooooo tempted to put after my post! 


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

February 15, 2013 8:42 pm  #13


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"Look at this black lump, John. It was high time for this tooth to go."


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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."


I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 

February 15, 2013 8:50 pm  #14


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"Yeah… Asphyxiation, probably. Has swallowed a spider overnight. The poor bloke."


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"Falling is just like flying, except there’s a more permanent destination."

"Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day—if we’re very very lucky—he might even be a good one."

"Would you like to-"
"-have dinner?"
"-solve crimes?"
"Oh"



 

February 15, 2013 8:51 pm  #15


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Sherlock: "So it was you who invented these useless miniature books?! Fine, now read it out!"

Last edited by Mattlocked (February 15, 2013 8:52 pm)


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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
 

February 22, 2013 7:16 pm  #16


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John: "What's that?"
Sherlock: *with a triumphant smirk* "Lunch!"
John: *gives Sherlock an "I'm-not-even-going-to-ask" look*

 

Last edited by Sparrow (February 22, 2013 7:16 pm)


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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
 
 

February 22, 2013 7:58 pm  #17


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And.....   bump!
I know... I know.... I started the thread!!   But, tech-nically, Davina won last time and passed it to me to post a picture for, so... she should be the one picking the winner, or no?  ;)


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
     Thread Starter
 

March 7, 2013 3:55 pm  #18


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Maybe you should pick the winner... since she passed it on to you.


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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
 
 

March 7, 2013 5:24 pm  #19


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What do we need a winner for? The answeres are all so brilliant and funny! Can't we just continue without nominating a winner?

 

March 7, 2013 5:32 pm  #20


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Well, it wouldn't be a competition then, would it? 


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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
 
 

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