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- SolarSystem
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Re: Johnlock Fic Recs *warning - adult content*
Please put me on your 'mailing list' then. 
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*waves franticly*
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Me too, me too!
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Give me a sec.
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- Schmiezi
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Oh my God.
That was brilliant! 
And with a nod to canon.
Last edited by Schmiezi (December 15, 2014 8:18 pm)
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Me too! I'll be on the mailing list.
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- SolarSystem
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Susi... you need help. Immediately.
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- Titania
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SusiGo wrote:
Yes, the second bingo. And I will PM it to anyone who wants to read really hot stuff.
Dear Santa oups Dear Susi, I have been a very good girl 
could you send the really hot stuff to me too?
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GASP you need a LOT of help, Susi! 
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
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Susi, I am scared for life.
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Oh, wow, that's fantastic.
Just one question: why are words like penis or vagina wrong? What else are you supposed to call them! Sticky banana of love?
- SusiGo
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As I said, I have no problem with the use of those words. Silent Auror, one of my favourite authors, using them quite often.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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Probably the latter would also qualify for the BINGO
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
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They could do a whole fruit metaphor bingo.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- Titania
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Oh, wow, that's fantastic.
Just one question: why are words like penis or vagina wrong? What else are you supposed to call them! Sticky banana of love?
If someone could write a fic with words like that....it will be a hit 
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Hahaha. Fruitlock! Or we could write a scene with every word of the bingo sheets.
Acutally, I really prefer it when a writer calls a spade a spade. And a penis a penis. They're normal words for normal body parts. Other words tend to be either rude or too vague IMHO. But if there's a better word I'm quite keen to know. I'm not an expert on sex scenes.
- SusiGo
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I did just write a little story using all the prompts from the second bingo.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- silverblaze
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Wow, you're quick.
- SolarSystem
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She finished the story over an hour ago. That's one of the reasons why she needs help. Professional help.
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Can you fit in my banana?
