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February 28, 2015 6:27 pm  #4701


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.

Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
 


Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

March 1, 2015 10:02 pm  #4702


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!

Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
 


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 2, 2015 9:58 am  #4703


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Anybody wants to proceed with P? 
*where is tonnaree when we need her??*

Last edited by mrshouse (March 2, 2015 10:00 am)


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 2, 2015 1:25 pm  #4704


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!

Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
 


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

March 2, 2015 1:50 pm  #4705


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

I *knew* this would happen ... 


Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

March 2, 2015 2:59 pm  #4706


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Why the hell did I keep myself from posting one of the penis ideas I had in mind???


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I still believe that love conquers all!

     

"Quick, man, if you love me."
 

March 2, 2015 3:26 pm  #4707


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.

Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
 


Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

March 2, 2015 4:33 pm  #4708


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.

Rotten iguana toes
 


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

March 2, 2015 4:45 pm  #4709


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes

Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
 


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 2, 2015 5:18 pm  #4710


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Now, this would be rather interesting than off-putting? 


Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

March 2, 2015 5:27 pm  #4711


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Maybe depending on mother and baby? 


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 2, 2015 6:21 pm  #4712


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.

Tarantula corpses
 


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

March 3, 2015 9:43 am  #4713


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil 
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses

Unbrushed false teeth
 

Last edited by mrshouse (March 3, 2015 9:44 am)


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 3, 2015 10:26 am  #4714


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

*jumps in*

This game is disgusting.

*jumps out*


__________________________________

"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
 

March 3, 2015 11:21 am  #4715


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Definitely. It's great, isn't it? 
Join us, Mattlocked, there's only five to go.


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 3, 2015 11:33 am  #4716


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Hm.... okay.....

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth

Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.


__________________________________

"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
 

March 3, 2015 12:12 pm  #4717


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

Eouw...


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 3, 2015 12:19 pm  #4718


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.

Waste, just waste

Last edited by gently69 (March 3, 2015 12:19 pm)


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Ten:" I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye."

Sherlock: "I heard you.”

"Temptation coursing through our veins " 
(Tony Hadley)

 
 

March 4, 2015 1:56 pm  #4719


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste

X-linked mutations of frontal brain lobes


------------------------------------------------------------

Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

March 4, 2015 2:32 pm  #4720


Re: Sherlock alphabet game

It was finally the last straw when John found _______________________ in the fridge.

Avacado face mask
Bloated cow testicles.
Carnivore teeth
Donovan's contraceptive coil
Elephant (gave up hope after being in the room for so long and emigrated into the fridge) / Ebola-infected blood samples
Flask of ridiculously expensive, high quality Chateauneuf-du-Pape - with an eyeball floating in it!
Gavin Lestrade's latest report on blood samples concerning STDs.
H.O.U.N.D. T-shirt that still has bits of Dr. Franklin on it.
Incredibly large mouse penises
Jacket hanged between a Stilton cheese and the canned beans
Kneecaps preserved in a jar of formaldehyde
Latest clipped off toe nails from Mycroft. Honestly, I don't know why they are polished red!
Mammary glands from a pregnant sheep.
Nothing. Not even a severed head. For dinner!
Ovaries extracted from Bluebell. Glowing!
Penis samples from a wide variety of mammals.
Quarter pint of hydrofluoric acid.
Rotten iguana toes
Saliva samples from various members of the parliament for secret paternity tests.
Tarantula corpses
Unbrushed false teeth
Various Vacuum packed Villains hearts - for Valentine's Day.
Waste, just waste
X-linked mutations of frontal brain lobes

Yellow pus from god knows where
 


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

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