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Bilbo: oh Smaugess the tyrannicallette!
Smaugess: my claws are like nail filers! my wings are like hairdryers!
Bilbo: Yes Smaugess la Magnificent!
Smaugess: I can smell you!
Bilbo: er yes, it's Chanel No. 5
Smaugess: why haven't you got a beard?
Bilbo: I'm not a dwarf.
Smaugess: I didn't think so. You're not ugly enough.
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haha, ACE.